Official movie suggestion thread

The "Deathstalker" Saga

Otaku4Life wrote:

The "Deathstalker" Saga

Hell yeah . i love Deathstalker one and two escally 2.

this is a shitty series and to be fair really the only one i kinda like is the 2nd one the rest are shit. i'd love it if Brad snobbed these.

wildhoney66 wrote:

this is a shitty series and to be fair really the only one i kinda like is the 2nd one the rest are shit. i'd love it if Brad snobbed these.

As you can tell from the video of the third one, it was riffed on an episode of MST3K.

yes i realize that. also these are Roger Corman films. i have the 2nd one on VHS i bought like 10 years ago or so. and it
was at a bookseller that was going out of business. anyways the VHS of it had a nice case covering and the actual case still has the Vestron Video original shrink wrap on it! and it's in mint condition due to the case that was put on it. the tape is still in pretty good condition too if memory serves me right. i haven't watched it in awhile to be 100% sure.


but one thing i do have fun watching is if you watch the 2nd one it had outtakes at the end of the film during the credits.

I've never actually seen this one, but i would like you to do Surf Nazis Must Die. Title alone screams a snob review.

Also another shot-on-shitteo one would be fun.

1st of all where in the hell did you find your Nukie avatar and why choose that one? anyways. i have seen that film it's fucking awful! yes i'd LOVE to see him Snob it.

wildhoney66 wrote:

1st of all where in the hell did you find your Nukie avatar and why choose that one? anyways. i have seen that film it's fucking awful! yes i'd LOVE to see him Snob it.

Google image search.

Well I think it's a killer avatar! Welcome aboard!

Have you not heard wildhoney? Nukie in Finland is like The Godfather in the U.S...

Yes, and Las Vegas Bloodbath is our Citizen Kane. That's what you get when the only finnish director in Hollywood is Renny Harlin. [/offtopic]

perkele wrote:

Yes, and Las Vegas Bloodbath is our Citizen Kane. That's what you get when the only finnish director in Hollywood is Renny Harlin. [/offtopic]

See? He gets it.....this guy gets it....

no i haven't i was just curious as well. though i've never seen it i'm just going by what brad says about it mind you. so i have no need to search it out either. in any form at all. i'd rather watch a bad Renny Harlin film than Nukie that much i know. and he's a hit or miss for me. not a great director but he's done a couple i like. off topic i know but just saying.

anyways i thought of one film though just now, it's called "The Wild Ride' from (1960) it's i think a public Domanin film at least in that form i believe. but the longer cut of it is called 'Velocity' same film but that was released by Roger Corman' in (2000) on dvd. so that one is copy writed. i say it like that cause if Brad uses the shorter version he can
put that one on say a Volume 2 release for his show.


anyways it stars a VERY young Jack Nicholson. his acting in it is terrible as is the film. i used to own the short version and it was so bad i got rid of it. than my aunt got me the longer version of it but i have yet to watch it cause of how bad the short version is. has anyone seen it?

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I feel a little skeevy even suggesting it, but WATER POWER could make for an interesting Snob session.[/quote]




*Sees front page*
And now my day is made!!!!!

How about Giant Heroine Sigma Lady?

It's a porn parody of Ultraman that revolves around a feminized version of the japanese hero getting attacked by an alien, which then fucks and turns into a clone of her by using her DNA. She then gets molested by the clone and raped by a giant monster.

Seriously Brad, after so many disturbing porn parodies you should be able to handle it. Also, it's available with english subtitles.

Click on the spoiler tag for two screenshots from the movie that show the female Ultraman getting vaginally penetrated by a giant rubber monster's intestinal tentacle dick.

Spoiler:

actually what would be kinda fun is if he did the children of the corn series. i dunno if that's to mainstream to be honest. at least parts 1-3 maybe? the others i dunno?

Here's another movie that the late Roger Ebert really hated.
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/very-bad-things-1998

wildhoney66 wrote:

actually what would be kinda fun is if he did the children of the corn series. i dunno if that's to mainstream to be honest. at least parts 1-3 maybe? the others i dunno?

Maybe the first two. Eric Freeman from SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2 is in the first one, but I haven't seen him.

he is? really? where? it's been a long ass time since i last saw the film to be fair but he was in the 1st film?

and actually Brad is right man i am curious what the hell happend to the guy?

Brad should do a review of the movie adaptation of the William S. Burroughs novel "Naked Lunch".
FYI, Peter Weller turned down the role in "RoboCop 3" to be in this one.

Don't know if this has already been suggested, or if Brad called it quits with the trilogy, but....

Pussy Talk 2 ?


Here's a NSFW description: http://www.myduckisdead.org/2013/03/pussy-talk-2-1978-claude-mulot.html

i think he has mentioned it. i actually knew about it. it came out a couple years later i believe. there's at least 2 or 3 of the at the very least.

The Snob should review "Carnosaur", the 1993 mockbuster that was released 2 weeks before "Jurassic Park".

Otaku4Life wrote:

The Snob should review "Carnosaur", the 1993 mockbuster that was released 2 weeks before "Jurassic Park".

I remember that one; Siskel gave it a thumbs up


It might be deviating a little too much from the exploitation/horror standard but I wouldn't mind seeing some westerns get Snobbed - some of the super-cheap Leone knockoffs, or maybe WHITE COMANCHE (starring Shatner!)