the official fact finding thread

Anyone wanna go on an internet treasure hunt to see what happened to kirby? Post anything you find here.

Well, according to THIS Pierre was a wrestler after his acting stint. How could've we missed that!?

Wow...


I doubt it's true but still wow.

No its 100% fake. The birth date there says 1981 so it can't be true. I have searched a lot for any information on Pierre but the guy is like a phantom. He's left no trace. I'm beginning to question if Pierre Kirby was indeed his actual name.

ermac wrote:

No its 100% fake. The birth date there says 1981 so it can't be true. I have searched a lot for any information on Pierre but the guy is like a phantom. He's left no trace. I'm beginning to question if Pierre Kirby was indeed his actual name.

Ive always theorized that he was some kind of opium smuggler. It would explain his short existence and quick vanishing

If so, he must've been the most bad ass smugler in existence. I would've loved this guy to be my dealer. I always imagined him throwing out some of the pirates that supposedly attacked him, after which he proceeded to calling them "useless guys".

ermac wrote:

If so, he must've been the most bad ass smugler in existence. I would've loved this guy to be my dealer. I always imagined him throwing out some of the pirates that supposedly attacked him, after which he proceeded to calling them "useless guys".

And then ascending to bad-ass movie character jannah

ermac wrote:

No its 100% fake. The birth date there says 1981 so it can't be true. I have searched a lot for any information on Pierre but the guy is like a phantom. He's left no trace. I'm beginning to question if Pierre Kirby was indeed his actual name.

Well he is Pierre Kirby, maybe he matured fast and became an action star at the age of 7. But it would be cool if it was true if did become a pro wrestler, WWE should have used him instead of Vladimir Kozlov.

Hey, about that wiki article...

Yeah, I made that. I'm playing Pierre Kirby in a wrestling e-fed and that's our wiki to keep the characters straight.

gregmcduck wrote:

Hey, about that wiki article...

Yeah, I made that. I'm playing Pierre Kirby in a wrestling e-fed and that's our wiki to keep the characters straight.

Are there any videos of you in action?

Um, an e-fed is a text-based role playing thing. No video involved.

gregmcduck wrote:

Um, an e-fed is a text-based role playing thing. No video involved.

Right, right, sorry about that.

Frank Rizzo wrote:

gregmcduck wrote:

Um, an e-fed is a text-based role playing thing. No video involved.

Right, right, sorry about that.

If you really wanted them, I'm sure he could get you a video. It just wouldn't be very action-oriented.

The Dude wrote:

Frank Rizzo wrote:

gregmcduck wrote:

Um, an e-fed is a text-based role playing thing. No video involved.

Right, right, sorry about that.

If you really wanted them, I'm sure he could get you a video. It just wouldn't be very action-oriented.

Pretty much just be him sitting in front of his computer typing. LOL

MagnaRyu wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Frank Rizzo wrote:

gregmcduck wrote:

Um, an e-fed is a text-based role playing thing. No video involved.

Right, right, sorry about that.

If you really wanted them, I'm sure he could get you a video. It just wouldn't be very action-oriented.

Pretty much just be him sitting in front of his computer typing. LOL

Look at those fingers fly!

I hope that one day that the truth of whatever became of Pierre comes to light.
Be it either bad or good

Bad: he has passed on
Good: is living it up in some tropical resort.

MagnaRyu wrote:

I hope that one day that the truth of whatever became of Pierre comes to light.
Be it either bad or good

Bad: he has passed on
Good: is living it up in some tropical resort.

Best: He owns said Tropical Resort.

The Dude wrote:

MagnaRyu wrote:

I hope that one day that the truth of whatever became of Pierre comes to light.
Be it either bad or good

Bad: he has passed on
Good: is living it up in some tropical resort.

Best: He owns said Tropical Resort.

Well said good sir, well said.

And if that were to end up being true, i would so want to go there.

Well, there are several telephones out there floating around on google. I did once found a thread on some obscure forum (via google, of course) were some random guy claimed to find him and posted a telephone number, but I don't have that with me anymore.

"I actually did find out what happened to Pierre Kirby. His sister got in touch with me and said that it's true, he did die out at sea in around 1990."

That is the response Brad himself said in an e-mail to me. The date was 1/22/10. I was scouring the internet in hopes of finding anything related to Kirby and came up with a few ideas about where to find him. I listed some suggestions and he responded with the statement above.

so he actually did die? hmmm..? how did you get in touch with his sister anyways? ya know before i found 'The Cinema Snob" which was actually by accident on friday nite. i had NEVER even heard of the guy. now i'm curious to see the films that Pierre Kirby did. even if they do look simply terrible!

it just dawned on me that may be what Brad e-mailed you. well part of what was in his e-mail to you. i wonder what she thinks of the reviews of his films that Brad did? i will say one thing though,

though i'm sorry to hear that the guy actually did die, i am glad that we did find out what actually happend to him.

What 'Acobjum' said is true, Brad told me a long time ago that he really was attacked out at see whilst doing his yacht delivery job.

But I didn't know he was told by Pierre's sister, interesting, but sad to find out how died, I hope he took out many of those pirate bastards before he departed.