Posts : 152 Join date : 2011-01-19 Age : 40 Location : Wisconsin
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:06 pm
MTRodaba2468 wrote:
I suggest The Young And The Wrestling. Don't see how you could go wrong watching a pro-wrestling porno...
Wait, didn't WrestleCrap write up something on this? Oh man, an RD Reynolds/Brad crossover?!? BOOK IT!!
thatguyontheright1
Posts : 128 Join date : 2011-07-07 Age : 35 Location : Watching Movies
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:20 pm
Here is one that is a gem, its called "Once Upon a Girl" its a 1976 Live Action/Animated Porno made by people who worked at Disney and has a number of Disney voice actors including Frank Welker (Fred from Scooby Doo, as well as Megatron, and Dr. Claw.)
Indiana Groans
Posts : 54 Join date : 2011-07-04 Age : 112 Location : When theres no more room in hell...
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:57 am
thatguyontheright1 wrote:
Here is one that is a gem, its called "Once Upon a Girl" its a 1976 Live Action/Animated Porno made by people who worked at Disney and has a number of Disney voice actors including Frank Welker (Fred from Scooby Doo, as well as Megatron, and Dr. Claw.)
Snob: Well, I guess it won't be too different from his role in Inspector Gadget since stroking a pussy was the only thing we saw him do in that show.
Snob: Wait a minute. What? The guy whose voicing this porno was Megatron from Transformers. At any moment now he'll Transform into a giant cock. A power previously endowed to Shia LeBeouf, I may add.
Snob: Knowing how many times Disney has put porn in their children's films, maybe here they'll do it the other way round. Hey, these guys on screen certainly are. Keep a look out for subliminal Mickey Mouse images deliberately cut in between the frames. Speaking of cutting in between frames... ouch!
Snob: I think someones getting themselves a Scooby Snack.
Snob: Once Upon a Girl? I sure hope the title of this is misleading otherwise we're in for a real boring film. At least I won't have to get the black box out so much.
Snob: Slow down there toots, that ain't no magic lamp you're rubbing. And how's the genie going to grant you a wish if you swallow him?
Snob: Then he says he wants to fuck her. But judging by that massive woody, I say Pinnochio's lying.
ermac
Posts : 126 Join date : 2011-01-22
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:17 pm
Indiana Groans wrote:
thatguyontheright1 wrote:
Here is one that is a gem, its called "Once Upon a Girl" its a 1976 Live Action/Animated Porno made by people who worked at Disney and has a number of Disney voice actors including Frank Welker (Fred from Scooby Doo, as well as Megatron, and Dr. Claw.)
Snob: Well, I guess it won't be too different from his role in Inspector Gadget since stroking a pussy was the only thing we saw him do in that show.
Snob: Wait a minute. What? The guy whose voicing this porno was Megatron from Transformers. At any moment now he'll Transform into a giant cock. A power previously endowed to Shia LeBeouf, I may add.
Snob: Knowing how many times Disney has put porn in their children's films, maybe here they'll do it the other way round. Hey, these guys on screen certainly are. Keep a look out for subliminal Mickey Mouse images deliberately cut in between the frames. Speaking of cutting in between frames... ouch!
Snob: I think someones getting themselves a Scooby Snack.
Snob: Once Upon a Girl? I sure hope the title of this is misleading otherwise we're in for a real boring film. At least I won't have to get the black box out so much.
Snob: Slow down there toots, that ain't no magic lamp you're rubbing. And how's the genie going to grant you a wish if you swallow him?
Snob: Then he says he wants to fuck her. But judging by that massive woody, I say Pinnochio's lying.
Hahaha, those are indeed things I can imagine him saying. Good job sir
Frank Rizzo
Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:01 pm
You sure this isn't Brad in disguise?
Brakywaki
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-02 Age : 35 Location : Corpus Christi, TX
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:48 am
We need more remakesploitation. I vote Beyond the Door, which was quite frankly more like The Exorcist than the actual sequel to The Exorcist. And while we're at it, The Manitou. I can't even begin to describe this one, but it's on Netflix's instant watch, and just...Everyone watch it.
thatguyontheright1
Posts : 128 Join date : 2011-07-07 Age : 35 Location : Watching Movies
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:25 pm
When would Brad be doing Sleepaway Camp? He references it numerous times (Most recently during the Suburban Knights mirrors here), and in one episode I remember him going "Angela is the killer, no wait wrong movie"
that could be alot of fun.
jaltesorensen
Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark
Subject: I have two exploitation-surgestions Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:58 pm
Robocop exploitation
Mad Max exploitation:
note that i have NOT watched these movies. I only saved the scans of the VHS-front, which someone else scanned and uploaded some time ago.
EDIT: It seems that someone put the whole movie of ROBO VAMPIRE on youtube:
And also 2020 Texas Gladiators:
UKdecay
Posts : 25 Join date : 2011-07-21 Age : 36 Location : Bletchley, England, UK
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:57 am
The carry on films are somewhat idolised by an awful lot of Brits. Hell, I myself have a soft spot for a few of them.
This one however...
Maybe if you're a HUGE sex comedy fan you might like it, but it's pretty deplorable.
It's no Up Pompeii certainly.
Ah, Carry On. Carry On Cleo was released in the states as Caligula Funniest Home Videos. Really.
Oh my, really?
I wouldn't have thought they'd sell the Carry on series in the US, not because Americans wouldn't get it, but there's a lot of "in" jokes that I think only UK audiences would get.
Shows what I know doesn't it?
Mondo a Go-Go
Posts : 304 Join date : 2011-01-22
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:03 pm
The carry on films are somewhat idolised by an awful lot of Brits. Hell, I myself have a soft spot for a few of them.
This one however...
Maybe if you're a HUGE sex comedy fan you might like it, but it's pretty deplorable.
It's no Up Pompeii certainly.
Ah, Carry On. Carry On Cleo was released in the states as Caligula Funniest Home Videos. Really.
Oh my, really?
I wouldn't have thought they'd sell the Carry on series in the US, not because Americans wouldn't get it, but there's a lot of "in" jokes that I think only UK audiences would get.
Shows what I know doesn't it?
Well, it was marked as a Caligula film that didn't have Caligula in it, so who knows what the distributors were thinking.
UKdecay
Posts : 25 Join date : 2011-07-21 Age : 36 Location : Bletchley, England, UK
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:31 pm
The carry on films are somewhat idolised by an awful lot of Brits. Hell, I myself have a soft spot for a few of them.
This one however...
Maybe if you're a HUGE sex comedy fan you might like it, but it's pretty deplorable.
It's no Up Pompeii certainly.
Ah, Carry On. Carry On Cleo was released in the states as Caligula Funniest Home Videos. Really.
Oh my, really?
I wouldn't have thought they'd sell the Carry on series in the US, not because Americans wouldn't get it, but there's a lot of "in" jokes that I think only UK audiences would get.
Shows what I know doesn't it?
Well, it was marked as a Caligula film that didn't have Caligula in it, so who knows what the distributors were thinking.
Something along the lines of..."Caligula, Julius Caesar, what's the difference?" I would imagine.
That said, the thought of the late, great Kenneth Williams doing Malcolm McDowell's role as Caligula sends me into hysterics.
Orlok
Posts : 1 Join date : 2011-05-22
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:38 am
French sexploitation from Jean Rollin anyone?
I enjoy his movies, like Demoniacs. But some are just hilariously bad, like The Living Dead Girl.
Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark
Subject: DANISH JAMES BOND Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:23 pm
Here is a movie which exploited the success of the James Bond Franchise. Slå først frede AKA Danish James Bond:
It's not typical exploitation, because it had big budget for a danish movie at the time. But it did exploit the success of james bond, while on the same time spoofing it. Maybe not a movie for the cinema snob, since he mostly does horror and slasher films. But personally i loves his snob movies of non-horror and non-slasher exploitation movies the most.
Here is the poster for the movie:
thatguyontheright1
Posts : 128 Join date : 2011-07-07 Age : 35 Location : Watching Movies
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:06 am
The Snob may get into some hot water with this one Mainly from the title, but its an amazing movie; "Gayniggers from Outer Space" from 1992. If you don't believe it exists, here is the IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/.
If the snob wants, I can send a dvd.
Frank Rizzo
Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:35 pm
I think the better question here is....
......where in the holy hell did you find this movie? And why did you buy it?
A Cockatrice
Posts : 184 Join date : 2011-01-19 Location : Minnesota
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:44 am
Frank Rizzo wrote:
I think the better question here is....
......where in the holy hell did you find this movie? And why did you buy it?
If you are really interested in this movie you can watch it in its entirety on youtube. It's only like 30 minutes.
Posts : 54 Join date : 2011-07-04 Age : 112 Location : When theres no more room in hell...
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:01 am
LOOOOOL!
This brings back memories... especially ones of trying to find the most hilarious movie title possible. That one was the winner. Don't tell me you never used to type in "niggers" over at IMDB just to laugh at random films the site came up with. Gay Niggers from Outer Space: the search, the name, the legend!
Anyway. Its a shame Zombie Ninja Gangbangers is after the Snob's cutoff date. That film is a bona fide Pink Flamingo.
thatguyontheright1
Posts : 128 Join date : 2011-07-07 Age : 35 Location : Watching Movies
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:43 am
I watched it based on suggestion from friends a few years back, and it is just a great movie with alot of immature puns (for example, the Characters come from planet Anus).
jaltesorensen
Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark
Subject: Gay Niggars from Outer Space Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:15 am
Gay Niggars from Outer Space is NOT a gay porn. Its sci-fi-exploitation-blacksploitation-exploitation short-movie, made in Denmark. It is a movie that exploits sci fi from the 50ties with the feel of a blacksploitation movie from the 70ties. The movie was made in Denmark by a guy who calls him self "master fat man", and it was made in the early 90ties. Here you can watch the first part:
ColonelStrayn
Posts : 10 Join date : 2011-08-05
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:50 am
I would like to see Ghost Brigade reviewed by the Snob. I seem to remember that movie being terrible, considering the somewhat noteworthy nature of it's cast.
thatguyontheright1
Posts : 128 Join date : 2011-07-07 Age : 35 Location : Watching Movies
Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:25 am
He should do "Funeral Parade of Roses", its like Oedipus but...Japanese and dealing with Transvestites. A Bit of the Visual style from this movie inspired Kubrick for A Clockwork Orange.
