Official movie suggestion thread

walveta wrote:

Oh! I've got one!
Remember how we had a Snob episode about the porno musical Alice in Wonderland? Well, look no further, there's a Cinderella one from the year '77. For the occasional and shy Alex Cox lover there's also this little jem: Sy Richards made his début in this flick

Ha, isn't there another Cinderella porno called Sinderella?

Hadn't heard of Sinderella but there is also Cinderella 2000 (not 100% sure what happens there, haven't gotten further than the first 5 minutes)

Oh god, here it is. Sinderella and the Golden Bra:

I really had no idea Cinderella (or Sinderella) was so popular with the adult entertainment people

I'd like to see Chopping Mall. I'd also like to see Rumpelstiltskin or Pinocchio's Revenge, but I think those are past his cutoff-date (They were released in 1995 and 1996)

hey brad! been checking out your show. pretty funny. i posted these cinema snob movie review ideas in its own topic but i thought it would be a good idea to post them in the official movie suggestion thread.

cleo/leo is a movie about a sexist macho guy named leo who falls into a river while being chased by a angry woman and comes out changed into a woman. using the name cleo he/she gets a job working for the company he/she ran as leo while trying to keep it out of the hands of the sleazy guy who took over after leo "disappeared". he/she befriends and moves in with another woman who works at the company and he/she falls in love with a guy who works for the shipping department. the movie is directed by chuck vincent who directed alot of porn before moving on to direct more mainsteam movies and stars veronica hart (using the name jane hamilton). she started off in porn films before trying to get out of doing those movies. she ended up losing custody of her children because of her career in porn (this was the inspiration for the character amber waves from boogie nights. she appeared in that movie as a judge for the custody case). i think a low budget movie directed and starring former porn people would kind of interesting for you to review. heres the imdb and clips for the movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097069/







the adult version of jekyll & hide is a porn movie about a sleazy guy who finds dr. jekyll diary amd uses it to make jekylls formula. he doesnt become a ugly monster but instead becomes a sexy woman who goes around killing people (havent watched the whole thing yet. just parts of it). its from the 70s and looks very cheesy. your reviews of 70s porns are very funny so this could be funny to review too. heres the imdb page and a clip for the movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068172/



hope you like these ideas for movies to review as the snob brad.

I don't think this has been suggested before... Samurai Cop - could it be the best movie ever made?




Probably. I swear this film is related to the number one cinematic auteur of history, Tommy Wiseau.

Something tells me the Guinea Pig series is right up the Snob's alley.

Indiana Groans wrote:

I don't think this has been suggested before... Samurai Cop - could it be the best movie ever made?




Probably. I swear this film is related to the number one cinematic auteur of history, Tommy Wiseau.

I couldnt watch the link you submitted, but then i went to youtube and saw it... and yes Samurai Cop is clearly Cinema Snob material. And I actually also thought of tommy wiseau when i saw the trialer. The end of the trailer really makes it fun "what does katana mean" "it means japanese sword".... he said it in such a weird way. Really looks fun.


And that made me think of another 80ties ninj-sploitation movie, Godfrey Ho's Rage of the Ninja from 1988 (but no pierre kirby):

I think Dolemite was one of the coolest movies brad has ever reviewed. And i think it would be awesome if he reviewed more blacksploitation-pictures. Here are a few suggestions.

The Black Gestapo


Dr Black And Mr Hyde


Blackenstein

He actually did say he would get around to doing the Black gestapo and I know for a fact Brad has it on a DVD double feature.

Im begging Brad to do a horrible little 1981 ditty called "The Pit" The film is ultra grainy, the dialogue is attorcious, the acting is...well....take a look people....







Even the movies tagline was stupid: "Jamie wouldn;t hurt anyone...unless teddy told him to!"

That teddy bear has about as much to do with this movie as the dreadlocked guys egg in the movie cool runnings. Actually even less to to with anything.

Looking up Dawn of the Dead... i accidentally stumbled upon a parody of sorts... a PORN parody... Dawna of the Dead, Zombie Porn... not quite my cup of tea, but it quickly made me think of the Cinema Snob, and how he'd probably love this (the character that is )
It's almost somewhat pretentious, with "artistic shots" in black and white, and using shadows a lot, include fake filmgrain, and i think some voice effect to have it sound older... and you have one of the strangest porns i've stumbled over... perfect snob material.

THIS. Weird doesn't even begin to describe it. It's also Polish, two hours long, and incomprehensible. The Snob would love it.

I would post a trailer video, but new members can't post external links for the first week. I will get to it later, then.

My roommate and I bumped into this hilariously bad, really awkward 1975 movie titled A Boy and His Dog and thought it might be Snob material. From the description on Netflix, we knew it would be a trainwreck. I just wasn't prepared for how creepy the damned, uh... talking?!... sheepdog is. No matter what he says, he has this rapevoice on that made me fear for my bodily wholesomeness. I don't think the accent helped much, either.



Most of all, I think I wasn't under the appropriate influence to truly appreciate this movie.

Thank you, kindly!

I miss 80ies sci-fi-action-sploitation done by the snob. It could be cool if he did Equalizer 2000:

The Snob should definitely do a take on Marc Pirro's "A Polish Vampire in Burbank".
I've just finished watching it on DVD.
It seems to be much more entertaining than "Nudist Colony of the Dead", "Death Row Game Show" & "Rectuma".
But the movie does have it's production flubs (day-for-night filtering, dubbed soundtrack due to poor audio quality, etc).
The budget was $2,500 and made a total of $500,000 in ticket & video sales.
The DVD also has a short informative "Best Worst Movie" style documentary included.
The movie also has some "Twilight" material in it as well.
A must see for B-movie fans & Snobs everywhere!

This. Just this. Apparently it's about some chick being raped by an angel during a zombie apocalypse.

Looks like another "shot on shitteo" movie for the Snob to watch.

I couldn't help but laugh at the crazy guy who looks like David Koresh cosplaying as Howard Stern's "Fartman".

In 1994 Fantastic 4 was made for the first time (in order for someone to keep the rights). The budget was almost non-existing. And here is the result:



I think this is a bootleg, since it was never put on the screen or on tape.

It is pure snob-territory, with him having done Grizzly 2.

It would be interesting to see Brad take on more "roughies." He referenced "Hot Summer In the City" in his review for "Angel Above - The Devil Below," but the film itself is "review material," if that makes sense. One of the many highlights is the licensed soundtrack, featuring music from The Lovin' Spoonful, The Doors, The Shangri-las, The Supremes, The Four Tops, The Beach Boys, The Turtles, Robert Knight, and anybody else I totally forgot to mention. Rarely has a porno had such a rocking soundtrack. Plus, I can imagine the look of disgust on Brad's face during the gang rape scene where "Everlasting Love" plays as the victim's captors climax.

Another good one would be a review of "The Taming of Rebecca," a personal favorite of serial killer Steven Pennell, who would later confess that he would force his victims to act out scenes from the film. Nasty highlights include a disturbing father-daughter bondage scene and a back alley nipple piercing via safety pin. Also of note is the soundtrack, which uses excerpts from John Carpenter's Halloween Theme and Brian Setzer's "Rock This Town."

i have seen that 'Fantastic Four" film done by "Roger Corman" it's an ok film. the girl who plays a young "Sue Storm" later did played "Harmony" on 'Buffy" she was an ugly kid & was terrible in the film. it's a decent film if you go in expecting it to be shit. anyways

i just gotta tell someone this before i forget, i found a blog that has get this the soundtrack to "Nudist Colony of the dead'!

i downloaded it cause i just had to have a copy of this shitty film. i've never seen the film. i just wanted it for shits & giggles. it's TERRIBLE! i wonder if 'Brad" has a copy?

You got to admit, the soundtrack to NCotD *is* pretty catchy, like Brad said in his review for it.

Off-topic: Why'd you put Brad's name in quotes? As if to say "I wonder if Brad has it....hmmmph, if that's his real name!"