Official movie suggestion thread

Otaku4Life wrote:

Toyland Chairman wrote:

ChaosTheory wrote:

BoylandtheLiberator wrote:

I know its past his cut off date but if anything needs a takedown its this piece of shit

 Which movie do you mean?  As far as I can tell none of the movies on this page are past the cutoff date...

He means THE THING prequel. He put it in his post title.

Was the cut off date 1995? BLOODY MURDER is from 2000, but maybe Brad could make an exception because it's actually a pretty notorious rip off of the FRIDAY THE 13TH films. It could be a neat subject to touch on after review a few of them already.

Since Brad has done a review of the "Mother's Day" remake, I think it's time for him to review the "I Spit On Your Grave" remakes as well.

He also did RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008). Maybe he makes exceptions if they're related to older films he has done or could do.

Toyland Chairman wrote:

He also did RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008). Maybe he makes exceptions if they're related to older films he has done or could do.

Actually, he specifically explained this in his 'Violent Shit 3' video:

Brad Jones wrote:

Okay, I'll tell you what: if a movie is made after '95 and is a sequel or even a remake to something that I've already done, it's fair game. But if not...still not doing it.

And no, I'm not a big enough creeper nerd to remember everything that's been said in every Snob review, I just happened to re-watch the 'Violent Shit' videos within the last week.

Toyland Chairman wrote:

ChaosTheory wrote:

BoylandtheLiberator wrote:

I know its past his cut off date but if anything needs a takedown its this piece of shit

 Which movie do you mean?  As far as I can tell none of the movies on this page are past the cutoff date...

He means THE THING prequel. He put it in his post title.

Was the cut off date 1995? BLOODY MURDER is from 2000, but maybe Brad could make an exception because it's actually a pretty notorious rip off of the FRIDAY THE 13TH films. It could be a neat subject to touch on after review a few of them already.

OK, my bad. Apparently the eyesight is going in my old age...

Skibz wrote:

Toyland Chairman wrote:

He also did RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008). Maybe he makes exceptions if they're related to older films he has done or could do.

Actually, he specifically explained this in his 'Violent Shit 3' video:

Brad Jones wrote:

Okay, I'll tell you what: if a movie is made after '95 and is a sequel or even a remake to something that I've already done, it's fair game. But if not...still not doing it.

And no, I'm not a big enough creeper nerd to remember everything that's been said in every Snob review, I just happened to re-watch the 'Violent Shit' videos within the last week.

Awesome. I hope to see him review the other TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE movies soon. Preferably 2-4, though.

Toyland Chairman wrote:

Skibz wrote:

Toyland Chairman wrote:

He also did RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008). Maybe he makes exceptions if they're related to older films he has done or could do.

Actually, he specifically explained this in his 'Violent Shit 3' video:

Brad Jones wrote:

Okay, I'll tell you what: if a movie is made after '95 and is a sequel or even a remake to something that I've already done, it's fair game. But if not...still not doing it.

And no, I'm not a big enough creeper nerd to remember everything that's been said in every Snob review, I just happened to re-watch the 'Violent Shit' videos within the last week.

Awesome. I hope to see him review the other TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE movies soon. Preferably 2-4, though.

Oh I would LOVE to see a Snobbing of Part 3.

To my knowledge Brad has never snobbed a Larry Buchanan film. Several Larry Buchanan films I would like see snobbed are

The Naked Witch


Mistress of the Apes


Naughty Dallas


The Loch Ness Horror


High Yellow

Brad should Snob "Murder-Set-Pieces", the sort-of remake to "Las Vegas Bloodbath" that's also completely banned in the UK.

Emanuelle in America (1977)

Be sure to watch the uncut version. At first it might seem like a fairly typical semi-harcore porno, but stick with it until the third act. You wont regret it. (Although you almost certainly will.)

Speaking of Larry Buchanan, check out the marvelously inept IT'S ALIVE:

I just watched this on Netflix.
It's directed by Ted Post, the late director of "Magnum Force".

A pro-life/religious scare film written by a New Jersey judge (who was later forced to quit due to making movies such as this one).
Brad mentioned this in his recent episode of "DVD-R Hell".
It's the most cruel & mean-spirited movie I have ever seen in my life.
I showed it to my brother & he shut it off at the 50 minute point.
Should the Snob do a review of this?
FYI, you can watch the entire movie on YouTube.

Been watching for years and I have a suggestion for a review around Thanksgiving:

The Boneyard (1989)

I was hoping Brad would have reviewed it last year. I should have said something. It's a zombie movie starring Phyllis Diller, Ed Nelson and Norman Fell and it takes place on Thanksgiving.

evenball wrote:

Been watching for years and I have a suggestion for a review around Thanksgiving:

The Boneyard (1989)

Well, I know what I'll be watching instead of football on T-day XD

I watched this "JAWS" rip-off on Netflix.
I could only find the trailer in German.

RUNAWAY, a ridiculous little actioner that fell into obscurity despite a fairly high-profile cast (and being written & directed by Michael Crichton)

ChaosTheory wrote:

RUNAWAY, a ridiculous little actioner that fell into obscurity despite a fairly high-profile cast (and being written & directed by Michael Crichton)

I got that on VHS. It's not too bad, but nothing worth writing home about. Aside from Gene Simmons playing the villain.

Those little robot spiders freaked me out when I was 5. Now, not so much. :p

This may have been suggested before but this is a British no budget film made in 2009 called Zombie Women Of Satan.



Not sure where satan comes into it but that midget has a 10 minute shitting scene.

When I met Brad at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con 2012, I gave him a VHS copy of this 1992 shot on video movie "Zipperface."  It's not shitteo, but it definitely has the look of high grade video.  There is a plethora of prime Snob material in this ridiculous movie which features a serial killer who looks like the Gimp from "Pulp Fiction."  That's just the tip of the iceberg.  There's a censored version of the movie on YouTube, but here's a clip from this silly thing:



-NJM

Night Of A 1000 Cats (1972)

I bet they would use CGI-cats nowadays.

Twin Cheeks - the Twin Peaks porno spoof

Though this porn parody is too new for Brad to snob it, then im sure it could be fun if he snobed the family guy porn parody. Looks fun:

Crackerjack 2 and 3. Yes there was a third Crackerjack movie. The funny part is, It didn't even feature Jack Wild!

Well, the Snob teased us with more Thomas Ian Griffith movies as well as "Hostage Train" (the Crackerjack sequel starring Judge Reinhold). I'm still eagerly waiting. I watched a couple of Griffith movies a few months ago including "Excessive Force," "Crackerjack," and the completely nutty buddy cop movie "Hollow Point." That one would be pretty good Snob fodder if only it didn't get released after the 1995 cut-off date.

-NJM

nealo64 wrote:

Twin Cheeks - the Twin Peaks porno spoof

I'm surprised that hasn't been covered.


It's a little mainstream, but ORCA could be fun. (BLACKFISH jokes made at your own expense)