Official movie suggestion thread

Okay I got to suggest this one too: MOTEL HELL (imdb link:Motel Hell on IMDB )

The dialogue and acting in this 1980 horror film are nothing short of horrible. The plot is probably what led to the movie "The Last Supper" with Cameron Diaz and Ron Perlman except unlike that movie THIS movie is UNINTENTIONALLY funny. And besides....its got Wolfman Jack and John Ratzenberger!

Ratzenberger as a drummer in a heavy metal band too boot...

VonSpyder wrote:

Okay I got to suggest this one too: MOTEL HELL (imdb link:Motel Hell on IMDB )

The dialogue and acting in this 1980 horror film are nothing short of horrible. The plot is probably what led to the movie "The Last Supper" with Cameron Diaz and Ron Perlman except unlike that movie THIS movie is UNINTENTIONALLY funny. And besides....its got Wolfman Jack and John Ratzenberger!

I refuse to believe that any comedy is unintentional in a movie with the slogan "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters!"

Yeah, i've heard from some horror afficianados that Motel Hell is a horror/black comedy.

Frank Rizzo wrote:

Yeah, i've heard from some horror afficianados that Motel Hell is a horror/black comedy.

one could make the same arguement for hellgate or night of the demons. truth is that its just bad writing.

This long-forgotten piece of crap from Italy just begs for an Snob review:

Saw Motel Hell on TCM Underground a few weeks ago. No way in hell (heh) was it intended as serious.

As for recommendations, I wouldn't mind seeing The Snob snob some early 70s "x-rated and animated" stuff, like Fritz The Cat and whatnot. And since I saw someone mentioning hentai earlier, maybe Legend Of The Overfiend would make for a fun episode, specifically the dubbed version.

Santa Dog II wrote:

Saw Motel Hell on TCM Underground a few weeks ago. No way in hell (heh) was it intended as serious.

As for recommendations, I wouldn't mind seeing The Snob snob some early 70s "x-rated and animated" stuff, like Fritz The Cat and whatnot. And since I saw someone mentioning hentai earlier, maybe Legend Of The Overfiend would make for a fun episode, specifically the dubbed version.

Yes! Ralph Bakshi is sorely missing from the snob's oeuvre.

Mondo a Go-Go wrote:

Santa Dog II wrote:

Saw Motel Hell on TCM Underground a few weeks ago. No way in hell (heh) was it intended as serious.

As for recommendations, I wouldn't mind seeing The Snob snob some early 70s "x-rated and animated" stuff, like Fritz The Cat and whatnot. And since I saw someone mentioning hentai earlier, maybe Legend Of The Overfiend would make for a fun episode, specifically the dubbed version.

Yes! Ralph Bakshi is sorely missing from the snob's oeuvre.

Hmm, now that I think of it I can totally see him snobbing Coonskin.

Heres one!
Hamlet 2 (1995)
a gigantic piece of pornsploytation!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124702/

http://cinemageddon.net/details.php?id=63781

Not to be confused with the 2008 comedy Hamlet 2

Two Hamlet 2s? Woah.

Santa Dog II wrote:

Mondo a Go-Go wrote:

Santa Dog II wrote:

Saw Motel Hell on TCM Underground a few weeks ago. No way in hell (heh) was it intended as serious.

As for recommendations, I wouldn't mind seeing The Snob snob some early 70s "x-rated and animated" stuff, like Fritz The Cat and whatnot. And since I saw someone mentioning hentai earlier, maybe Legend Of The Overfiend would make for a fun episode, specifically the dubbed version.

Yes! Ralph Bakshi is sorely missing from the snob's oeuvre.

Hmm, now that I think of it I can totally see him snobbing Coonskin.

That was actually the movie I first thought of when you mentioned 70s X-rated animation. Staring with Fritz might be a good idea, just to set the tone, but Coonskin is just so wild. Hey Brad, how about Animation Moth?

Guild Navigator wrote:

This long-forgotten piece of crap from Italy just begs for an Snob review:

Another Italian Star Wars??
Cool, Brad gotta review that one. It looks better and more exploitation-ish than the first italian star wars he reviewed.

Its even directed by George Lucas sound-a-like: George Lewis. And it has a darth vader, tatooine and droids. Brad gotta review that one.

Music by Ennio Morricone!!

-cs™

Here's one. It's called No Telling.
Apparently, it's about a guy who has sort of a Frankenstein complex (which is the alternate title, go figure) and experiments on mice. Then he moves on up to bigger animals. Here's a trailer:

got a NSFW suggestion for snobbing. The 1992 porno "The Pyramid" directed by Pierre Woodman. It was filmed in 1992 but released in 1996. Heres the imdbwhy does this have an imdb page? It's pretty bad when you question the porno-acting skills of anyone but this movies does it. Full film available free through streaming here NSFW NSFW NSFW The Pyramid NSFW NSFW The story line is utterly hilarious: A couple of "archaeologists" want to snoop around a pyramid (For the record, only one scene in this entire movie takes place in the fucking pyramid) and a group of egyptian "police officers" who look like a couple of afghanis in regular afghani street clothes untill the camera zooms in on them revealing them and every other "egyptian" to be completely white. Theres one scene where one couple is fucking while a woman belly dances next to them for no fucking reason whatsoever. The film is dubbed over TWICE. I can make this crap up. Im not sure what language it was originally but it was dubbed over in french then redubbed over in english. I will let you guess how much hilarity ensues because of this. Here are the actrs in the film:
David Perry, Angelica, Gina, Alain Deloin, Regina, Philippe Dean, Ana, Richard Langin, Tania Russof, Philippe Soine, Shonna Lynn, Nikky Anderson, Frank Versace, Zolty, Mafalda, Alain, Imre, Ricky Reeves
Im sure some of you recognize at least on or two of those names. (Tania Russof is the one im familiar with), If you watch carefully some of the womens shoes change in the middle of fucking scenes for no apparent reason. I also have no idea what a fishingboat has to do with pyramids. This movie reminds me of "Beach Buttfuck" in the sense that that movie didnt have any beaches nor did it have any buttfucking. The Pyramid doesnt really have a pyramid except for one scene. Just a few french pornographic actors with little acting skill and less pornographic skill with a tan. They recently released this to DVD with a bunch of the (useless) scenes removed. I will say that this is a better film than "The Mummy" however (and yes it does indeed have a mummy...and the fuck her, yeesh)

Could you review Singapore Sling (1990), its a Neo Noir by the late Nikos Nikolaidis, I liked the movie for the most part,plus its in black n white ,which always helps any movie be better.

I would like to see The Cinema Snob review Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971). It was Lon Chaney Jr.'s final horror film role and J. Carroll Naish's last film.

well one film that i just got done watching that would be fucking PERFECT for his show is the piece of shit film

"The Velvet Vampire" from (1971) it's just so bad it fits with his style! i believe it's on dvd actually. though i would NOT buy it. has anyone seen it or heard of it before?

VonSpyder wrote:

got a NSFW suggestion for snobbing. The 1992 porno "The Pyramid" directed by Pierre Woodman. It was filmed in 1992 but released in 1996. Heres the imdbwhy does this have an imdb page? It's pretty bad when you question the porno-acting skills of anyone but this movies does it. Full film available free through streaming here NSFW NSFW NSFW The Pyramid NSFW NSFW The story line is utterly hilarious: A couple of "archaeologists" want to snoop around a pyramid (For the record, only one scene in this entire movie takes place in the fucking pyramid) and a group of egyptian "police officers" who look like a couple of afghanis in regular afghani street clothes untill the camera zooms in on them revealing them and every other "egyptian" to be completely white. Theres one scene where one couple is fucking while a woman belly dances next to them for no fucking reason whatsoever. The film is dubbed over TWICE. I can make this crap up. Im not sure what language it was originally but it was dubbed over in french then redubbed over in english. I will let you guess how much hilarity ensues because of this. Here are the actrs in the film:
David Perry, Angelica, Gina, Alain Deloin, Regina, Philippe Dean, Ana, Richard Langin, Tania Russof, Philippe Soine, Shonna Lynn, Nikky Anderson, Frank Versace, Zolty, Mafalda, Alain, Imre, Ricky Reeves
Im sure some of you recognize at least on or two of those names. (Tania Russof is the one im familiar with), If you watch carefully some of the womens shoes change in the middle of fucking scenes for no apparent reason. I also have no idea what a fishingboat has to do with pyramids. This movie reminds me of "Beach Buttfuck" in the sense that that movie didnt have any beaches nor did it have any buttfucking. The Pyramid doesnt really have a pyramid except for one scene. Just a few french pornographic actors with little acting skill and less pornographic skill with a tan. They recently released this to DVD with a bunch of the (useless) scenes removed. I will say that this is a better film than "The Mummy" however (and yes it does indeed have a mummy...and the fuck her, yeesh)

I did some more research, original language was Swedish, then dubbed over in french then re-dubbed over in English. Yeesh!

I would like to see the Cinema Snob review some of Uwe Boll's movies from the 90's. Barschel: A Murder in Geneva (1993) and Run Amok (1994) seem like good choices. I was unable to find good videos of these movies but I found the boxart covers.




I hear Run Amok makes Violent Shit look like a masterpiece.

I know its a little late in the year. And I do apologize if its been suggested already forum search didn't bring up anything.

How about the Star Wars Holiday special for next year? That piece of shit has to be right up the Cinema Snobs alley.

AVPGuyver21 wrote:

I would like to see the Cinema Snob review some of Uwe Boll's movies from the 90's. Barschel: A Murder in Geneva (1993) and Run Amok (1994) seem like good choices. I was unable to find good videos of these movies but I found the boxart covers.




I hear Run Amok makes Violent Shit look like a masterpiece.

Ooh, he could do German Fried Movie too.

Oh! I've got one!
Remember how we had a Snob episode about the porno musical Alice in Wonderland? Well, look no further, there's a Cinderella one from the year '77. For the occasional and shy Alex Cox lover there's also this little jem: Sy Richards made his début in this flick