Official movie suggestion thread

Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark

TBird wrote:: I made a thread not realizing there was a topic like this, but I'd love to see Brad snob his own movie, "Cheap."

A snob movie within a snob movie..... THAT IS SNOBCEPTION!!

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Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-10-10 Location : Hungary

Next 3 suggestions are.

Horror of the Blood Monsters. Man, John Carradine would really do anything for a buck. This is a Filippino caveman story, that has been Godfrey Ho-d into a sci-fi movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-78jRaWJ4

Next is Curse of the Blue Lights. It was inspired by Lovecraft's short stories, but it's a giant mess. Sorry, I could only find this Hungarian overdubbed video on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5CXI1OaSWQ

The last one is Blood of the Zombie AKA The Dead One. A hilarious voodoo zombie flick from the '60s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAF0w88AYRA

Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark

Im speechless. Must be a cool movie, for all the wrong reasons:

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Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39

"Duilt to Prdtbct mankind"?

Somewhere, a DVD company's spellchecker was out sick...

Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:35 am

Frank Rizzo wrote:: "Duilt to Prdtbct mankind"?

Somewhere, a DVD company's spellchecker was out sick...

With the plague.

Posts : 14 Join date : 2011-10-24

Thriller:They call her one eye
Forced Entry(The one with Harry Reems)
Death Blow: A Cry for Justice

Posts : 304 Join date : 2011-01-22

I can figure out everything but "produlawwied."

Posts : 6 Join date : 2011-10-25

How about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? Weird, cheap, fun and for some strange reason dubbed. It has a horrible song&dance number and such awesome lines as:

- We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

Also god talks to Jesus through a bowl of cherries

Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark

walveta wrote:: How about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? Weird, cheap, fun and for some strange reason dubbed. It has a horrible song&dance number and such awesome lines as:

- We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

Also god talks to Jesus through a bowl of cherries

Never heard of that movie until you mentioned it. Then i watched it on youtube:

And yes, Brad should definatly review that movie. It is snob-worthy, though it is past the 1995-mark of the kinds of movies brad usually reviews.

Posts : 6 Join date : 2011-10-25

Bugger, forgot about the cutoff date, the budget's so small that I though the flick was older than that

Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-03-20

BOARDINGHOUSE - The first ever shot-on video horror flick. It actually saw a limited theatrical release in 1983. When a man opens a place he inherited up as a boardinghouse, a long-dormant evil in the form of a former tenant who escapes from the sanitarium in which he was incarcerated and returns to the house wreaks bloody havoc on those who inhabit it.

SLEDGEHAMMER - The second shot-on video horror flick. This movie's gimmick is slow motion, which is used in abundance by the filmmakers to presumably make the movie longer. Also, it wouldn't be a shot-on shitteo flick if it didn't have LOTS of unnecessary padding. This movie was inspired by the FRIDAY THE 13th franchise in which a cheating mother locks her child in a closet so she can spend some time with her new boyfriend, only for the couple to be butchered by an unseen killer brandishing a sledgehammer. Years pass since the murders and some oversexed teenagers on a weekend getaway come upon the house where the carnage took place, only to find themselves in the cross hair of a sledgehammer-wielding killer.

SPLATTER FARM - The directorial debut of the Polonia Brothers who are also the stars of this movie. It caused quite a stir in their hometown for it's depictions of incest, necrophilia and date rape, among other strange happenings. A caption at the beginning of the movie claims it is based on unexplained true events that took place in the rural Pennsylvania countryside in the Summer of 1968. Two brothers go to visit their aunt on her farm where she and her perverted farmhand lure and butcher unsuspecting victims.

Posts : 39 Join date : 2011-09-23 Age : 53

I have a suggestion but it has 2 things going against it.

The movie itself is a classic and the reworking/reediting of it was made past the Snob's cutoff year of 1995.

I am referring to Jack Russo's ill advised attempt to add new footage to the original Night Of The Living Dead. Here titled Night Of The Living Dead: 30th Anniversary.

Bad idea all around.

Posts : 4 Join date : 2011-04-29

Ethree: The Extra Testicle (ET porn parody)
Oasis of the Zombies
Night of the Zombies (Joel Reed, not the bruno mattei movie)
Werewolf Woman
Necromania
The Only House in Town
One Million AC/DC
Captive (aka Two)

Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:56 am

I highly suspect it's been recommended a distressingly high amount of times, but I'd love to see the Snob take on Zoltan: Hound of Dracula.

Posts : 304 Join date : 2011-01-22

Smittmaestro wrote:: I have a suggestion but it has 2 things going against it.

The movie itself is a classic and the reworking/reediting of it was made past the Snob's cutoff year of 1995.

I am referring to Jack Russo's ill advised attempt to add new footage to the original Night Of The Living Dead. Here titled Night Of The Living Dead: 30th Anniversary.

Bad idea all around.

Being still technically from '68, I think it could count. Really, it would be a funny choice for the Snob: here's a movies even Snobs can love being really, really messed up.

Posts : 14 Join date : 2011-10-24

Rented Lips: A documentary filmmaker, who has spent the last 15 years making films like "Aluminum: Our Shiny Friend," is finally given the chance to make the documentary on Indian farming he has always wanted to. The catch? He must simultaneously direct a porn film. But as he tries to make the porn film, which he turns into a musical called "Halloween in the Barracks," he must deal with a temperamental actor, a fundamentalist preacher, and other obstacles.

Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-10-10 Location : Hungary

Here are another 3 suggestions:

Sting of Death is about a rampaging and awful looking jellyfish-man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_NFp2RimA

Curse of the Swamp Creature is public domain. Mad doctors, swamp monsters and all. You can watch the whole thing online here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvZrUsrUmBg

Scalps. Fred Olen Ray's Indiansploitation slasher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCQRaBxeXb4

Posts : 39 Join date : 2011-09-23 Age : 53

Mondo a Go-Go wrote:

Smittmaestro wrote:: I have a suggestion but it has 2 things going against it.

The movie itself is a classic and the reworking/reediting of it was made past the Snob's cutoff year of 1995.

I am referring to Jack Russo's ill advised attempt to add new footage to the original Night Of The Living Dead. Here titled Night Of The Living Dead: 30th Anniversary.

Bad idea all around.

Being still technically from '68, I think it could count. Really, it would be a funny choice for the Snob: here's a movies even Snobs can love being really, really messed up.

The bad acting from the from the priest that looks more like Anton LeVey! Phelous did a review, which is how I had sorta seen it.

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Seytan aka Turkish Exorcist

I know he has a copy of it, he sneaked us a peak of it when he cameoed in Linkara's review of Action Comics #592/#593

Subject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:14 am

I wonder if it counts if production on a game started in 1994, game released in 1999 and the movie (using footage from the game) for the Snobs cut off date.

i doubt it..

Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark

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I've talked about this movie before, but now i have to share it with you. I ripped my tape and put it on youtube for all to see. It is an awfull 1989 ripoff of Top Gun. You can watch the whole movie here (just ignore the horrible quality and danish subtitles):

Here is the original url:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVuI4Ly6uk
and the website you can use to download youtube videos:
http://keepvid.com/

The best thing about the movie is the stock footage, which makes it look like a decent b-movie (but it's not).

Posts : 39 Join date : 2011-09-23 Age : 53

But like Top Gun is there any gay subtext between any of the male characters?

-cs™

Posts : 39 Join date : 2011-09-23 Age : 53

Would The Cinema Snob ever review the infamous FMV (Yeah the opening with the chesty leading lady is the ONLY FMV) "game" Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?

-cs™

Posts : 295 Join date : 2011-06-26 Location : Denmark

Smittmaestro wrote:: Would The Cinema Snob ever review the infamous FMV (Yeah the opening with the chesty leading lady is the ONLY FMV) "game" Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?

-cs™

That could be awesomme. I laughed when James the Angry video game nerd reviewed the actual game:

I hope the snob will return to game-movies. I really thought "Night trap" was one of the best snob-episodes, because it was so different from the usual snob-reviews of slasher and porn (dont get me wrong, i love those reviews as well, i just love variety in genres).

Posts : 39 Join date : 2011-09-23 Age : 53

I loved AVGN's review of it, that's what made wanna suggest it for TCS.

I also await the day The Angry Video Game Nerd and The Cinema Snob cross paths. I notice AVGN's place looks a lot like Snob's old set. Especially the carpet and the simulated wood panelled walls.

-cs™

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