The Cinema Snob's 350th Episode Suggestions

With "Sasquatch Week" over, we can still make suggestions for the Snob's 350th episode.
I guess these kind of episodes are based on people, characters & genres that are mentioned in the Snob's reviews.
Here are my suggestions for the time being.

"Shot-On-Shitteo Week"
'Porno Spoof Week"
"John Carradine Week"
"Turkish Week"
"Ted V. Mikels Week"

I'm still pushing for a Jess Franco week.

FILM COMPILATION WEEK
Feature clip film releases used to promote VHS back in the day.

TERROR IN THE AISLES (1984), hosted by Donald Pleasence and Nancy Allen.

THE BEST OF SEX AND VIOLENCE (1981), hosted by John Carradine.

FILMGORE (1983), hosted by Elvira.

FAMOUS T & A (1982), hosted by Sybil Danning.

ZOMBITHON (1986), featuring zombies in a movie theater watching clips and trailers.


TIM KINCAID WEEK
Movies by lesser known direct-to-video director Tim Kincaid, who has since gone on to direct gay porn.

ROBOT HOLOCAUST (1986), featured on MST3K. A drifter named Neo battles robots who have enslaved mankind.

BAD GIRL DORMITORY (1986), women's prison inmates turn against the corrupt Warden.

BREEDERS (1986), women are being raped by an alien creature.

MUTANT HUNT (1987), a scientist turns cyborgs into mindless killing machines.

THE OCCULTIST (1987), a cyborg detective agrees to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City.


A F#CKING SEQUEL WEEK
The Snob can review sequels and/or films related to movies he's already done. He does that, but this time all in one week. Some options...

RETURN TO BOGGY CREEK (1977), I'm actually disappointed this Dawn Wells sequel wasn't featured on Sasquatch Week.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986)

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS PART II (1981)

WHITE SLAVE (1985) aka "CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST 2: THE CATHERINE MILES STORY

CRACKERJACK 2: HOSTAGE TRAIN (1997), this time starring Judge Reinhold.

SATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES AGAIN (1988)

BASKET CASE 2 (1990)

I would include SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 4 or 5, but I guess we can wait for Christmas to see if Brad is interested in one of those.

EDITED: I excluded FRIDAY THE 13TH 3 from the list.


I'd personally love a PUBLIC DOMAIN WEEK 2
CHILLER (1985), Wes Craven directed TV movie about man brought out of cryofreeze without his soul.

EMBRYO (1976), Rock Hudson is a scientist working in fetus embryos, and he creates the perfect woman, until she begins to age rapidly and turns homicidal. Also has Roddy McDowell and former Bond girl Barbara Carrera.

END OF THE WORLD (1977), Christopher Lee plays duo roles as a priest who discovers his alien counterpart is out to take over the world. Supposedly Lee called this the worst film he's ever made.

NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985), God and Satan discuss souls they've harvested in this anthology made up from unfinished movies. Has Richard Moll and John Philip Law in it.

ALIEN CONTAMINATION (1980), alien pod clones from Mars film more commonly called "CONTAMINATION" but this Cannon Films version may be in the public domain. If not then...

DRIVE IN MASSACRE (1977), a killer is on the loose in a drive-in theater.

He should review his first Cinema-snob shows. You know: those with bad sound, bad lighting and almost only z-grade movies.

Toyland Chairman wrote:

A F#CKING SEQUEL WEEK
The Snob can review sequels and/or films related to movies he's already done. He does that, but this time all in one week.

RETURN TO BOGGY CREEK (1977), I'm actually disappointed this Dawn Wells sequel wasn't featured on Sasquatch Week.

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982)

CRACKERJACK 2: HOSTAGE TRAIN (1997), this time starring Judge Reinhold.

SATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES AGAIN (1988)

BASKET CASE 2 (1990)

I would include SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 4 or 5, but I guess we can wait for Christmas to see if Brad is interested in one of those.

That's a cool idea. I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE TOO and ILSA: TIGRESS OF SIBERIA are other possibilities.

EMANUELLE WEEK

Of course this could be tricky as basically everything the lovely Laura Gemser appeared in got a "Black Emanuelle" title slapped on it at some point, but he could start with the original French "arthouse" flick, and then follow up with a couple of Gemser's (EMANUELLE IN AMERICA and EMANUELLE & THE LAST CANNIBALS could work) and then maybe EMANUELLE IN SPACE or one of the other made-for-Cinemax luffers.



It's funny you mentioned Tim Kincaid b/c I was just thinking the other day MUTANT HUNT would be a great one to snob.  

Tara Reid week?

How about a troll week?














...during which he makes no videos and thus trolls the audience.

He's done all the trolls movies, so...

Uwe Boll week?

AstaKask wrote:

Uwe Boll week?

That guy's too recent.


KLAUS KINSKI WEEK
Films starring creepy actor/possible child molester Klaus Kinski.

NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979)

CREATURE (1985)

CODE NAME: WILD GEESE (1984)

CRAWLSPACE (1986)

VENOM (1981), he turned down a role in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, because these folks offered more money.


FRANKENSTEIN WEEK

LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971)

BLACKENSTEIN (1973)

FRANKENSTEIN UNBOUND (1990), starring John Hurt and Raul Julia. This was Roger Corman's final directorial effort.

FRANKENSTEIN GENERAL HOSPITAL (1988)

FRANKENSTEIN'S CASTLE OF FREAKS (1974)


DRACULA WEEK

DRACULA'S DOG (1978)

MAMA DRACULA (1981), starring Louise Fletcher.

THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA (1973), Christopher Lee's final Dracula with Hammer Films.

BLACULA (1972)

THE HALLOWEEN THAT ALMOST WASN'T (aka THE NIGHT DRACULA SAVED THE WORLD) (1979), Judd Hirsch plays Dracula

AstaKask wrote:

He's done all the trolls movies, so...

Not sure if you missed the last part of my post or if you are...

...TROLLING?  



Ok back on topic..   

I'm still in favor of the giant monsters week. We're still yet to see the review for Pulgasari, goddammit! Or how about Troma week?

edit: BTW I think he should do theme weeks more often anyways. If he does an average of episode/week it's gonna be roughly 2 years before he hits that 350..

perkele wrote:

AstaKask wrote:

He's done all the trolls movies, so...

Not sure if you missed the last part of my post or if you are...

...TROLLING?  

I don't think he's trolling. How many other films about trolls are there?

Toyland Chairman wrote:

perkele wrote:

AstaKask wrote:

He's done all the trolls movies, so...

Not sure if you missed the last part of my post or if you are...

...TROLLING?  

I don't think he's trolling. How many other films about trolls are there?

The point wasn't about any movies about trolls in the first place...

Nevermind, i guess my crappy joke fell apart already.

Deadpan humor.

Anyway - Terrence Malick week.   

Charles Bronson week!

There has to be enough material for an Elvis week. Elvissploitation.

PAM GRIER WEEK

THE BIG BIRD CAGE (1971)
BLACK MAMA WHITE MAMA (1973)
THE ARENA (1974)
FRIDAY FOSTER (1975)
SHELBA, BABY (1975)

FRED WILLIAMSON WEEK

BLACK CAESER (1973)
HELL UP IN HARLEM (1974)
1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS (1982) (precursor to ESCAPE 2000, as seen on MST3K)
MEET JOHNNY BARROWS (1976)
THE BLACK COBRA (1987) (supposedly a new sequel is being developed)

RUSS MEYER WEEK

FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1965)
VIXEN! (1968)
CHERRY, HARRY, & RAQUEL! (1970)
BLACK SNAKE (1973)
UP! (1976)

Toyland Chairman wrote:

A F#CKING SEQUEL WEEK
The Snob can review sequels and/or films related to movies he's already done. He does that, but this time all in one week.

RETURN TO BOGGY CREEK (1977), I'm actually disappointed this Dawn Wells sequel wasn't featured on Sasquatch Week.

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982)

CRACKERJACK 2: HOSTAGE TRAIN (1997), this time starring Judge Reinhold.

SATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES AGAIN (1988)

BASKET CASE 2 (1990)

I would include SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 4 or 5, but I guess we can wait for Christmas to see if Brad is interested in one of those.

Well he just did F13 3D, so replace it with TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986), DEBBIE DOES DALLAS PART II (1981) or WHITE SLAVE (1985) aka "CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST 2: THE CATHERINE MILES STORY". Brad's obviously saving the Jason movies for Friday the 13ths.

honestly it didn't even occur to e Sean that this we even had one at all until someone pointed out the date to me at work yesterday man. i am soo glad that he did do another one. i just love it when he does those films. part 3 is easily one of the best films in the series. and i loved it. i'm dying to see what he does to say part 8 or hell even any of the other ones really.

wildhoney66 wrote:

honestly it didn't even occur to e Sean that this we even had one at all until someone pointed out the date to me at work yesterday man. i am soo glad that he did do another one. i just love it when he does those films. part 3 is easily one of the best films in the series. and i loved it. i'm dying to see what he does to say part 8 or hell even any of the other ones really.

It's also June 13th, like in the first movie. 6 and 7 are my personal favorites, so I look forward to his reviews of those, whenever that is.

Toyland Chairman wrote:

Well he just did F13 3D, so replace it with TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986), DEBBIE DOES DALLAS PART II (1981) or WHITE SLAVE (1985) aka "CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST 2: THE CATHERINE MILES STORY". Brad's obviously saving the Jason movies for Friday the 13ths.

Wow. I never noticed the dates on those F13 reviews. I feel like a total dolt now   

I propose Sean Connery week. I mean he's going to do Zardoz and Highlander II sooner or later anyway. And the green glitter Connery sports in Sword of the Valiant has to be seen to be believed.

another good idea. or if he is able to keep sane on this John Carradine week.

B&W WEEK (which could also make a public domain DVD)

Not of the Earth (1957)
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959)
Last Woman on Earth (1960)
Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)
Francis Ford Coppola's Dementia 13 (1963)

though he's my favorite producer i think Sean here can attest to this Roger Corman week.

he's got plenty of films that are shit.