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PostSubject: "Kindergarten Killer" Flash Game Review   Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:11 pm


The National Rifle Association at a press conference mentioned violent video games, movies & music videos as the motives for the tragic events that happened in Newtown, CT.
One video game that the NRA brought to everyone's attention was a 10 year old Flash game called "Kindergarten Killer".
Out of curiosity, I typed into a search engine and I was able to find it very easily online.
So I decided to give it a try out to see what all the hub-bub was about.
What else can I say about it?
Well, you play as a janitor who defends himself from kids with guns.
It contains techno-pop track "Popcorn" as heard on the Snob's "Shriek of the Mutilated".
Whenever you win a level, you hear the winning music from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the NES.
And the game even has a boss level.
Do you want to know who the boss is?
Are you sure you wanna know?
The game's boss is ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (What The Fuck?)!!!
His head is a cutout of a photo of him and when he talks, it's like something out of a "South Park" episode.
He shoot you while moving from side to side on roller skates.
To be honest, that's actually kind of funny.
The next level is on a high-speed chase where you kill police officers.
And just like any shitty game AVGN reviewed in the past, you only have 1 life & no continues.
Eventhough this game can still be easily found online & can be viewed as freedom of speech, I personally do not recommend playing it.
Mainly because of the tragic events.
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PostSubject: Re: "Kindergarten Killer" Flash Game Review   Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:32 pm

Kindergarten killer? Seen this when I was 10 and thought it was silly. My main gripe was that the killer was an old neck beard.


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PostSubject: Re: "Kindergarten Killer" Flash Game Review   Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:49 pm

the game looks horrible but i did really crack up when reading about the arnold boss lol.
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PostSubject: Re: "Kindergarten Killer" Flash Game Review   Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:19 pm

NRA vice president Wayne LaPierre blaming video games, movies & music videos.

George Carlin on gun nuts.
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PostSubject: Re: "Kindergarten Killer" Flash Game Review   Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:10 pm

Otaku4Life wrote:
NRA vice president Wayne LaPierre blaming video games, movies & music videos.
George Carlin on gun nuts.
I can imagine now that LaPierre doesn't listen to music, watch movies, or play video games.

He just sits on his porch everyday, trying to fit his small dick in the barrel of his 22.
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