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PostSubject: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:30 am

In the past years I've seen the Cinema Snob do reviews of numerous pornos and porno spoofs.
From ET's vagina, to Sasquatch's cock, to porno zombies, to Argentinian turtles, to Cream-of-Wheat boxes, to satanic chatterboxes, and to manhood-eating mermaids.
Do you think the Snob should perhaps take a stand and do a review of some rare & obscure gay porno on his show?
I remember seeing a small cameo of Brad in Diamanda Hagan's review of "The Raspberry Reich".
I have a few suggestions of titles myself that I've found and downloaded off the Internet.
One in particular is "Bigger Than Life" starring Jeff Stryker (who also starred in in Claudio Fragasso's "Zombie 4").
In the beginning, he dresses like Sylvester Stallone from "Cobra".
It has a musical number in it that's totally epic.
It was released on video in 1991, so it fits perfectly in the Snob's timeline.
It scored 9.5/10 on IMDb, so it might seem like a great choice for an episode.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0205775/
I don't think that this is Brad's first gay porn review.
He did do an awesome and hilarious review of "Guys Gone Wild: Young & Hung".
So maybe perhaps it's the Snob's turn to prove himself worthy as the king of all porn reviewers.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:20 am

i'm straight but it wouldn't bother me if he did it. and that review he did by the way, wasn't really porn, i mean it didn't have guys sucking each others cocks i don't think. i may be wrong on that of course. but hey if wants to do a straight

gay porn with guys, i say he earns my respect since he's a straight man and though i have nothing against anyone being gay. that's just something that i wouldn't be able to sit through even for 5 minutes! honestly i think it's funny as hell someone sent that dvd to him. even if he did a review of it for shits and giggles. i just love his response when he pretty much said what the fuck?


than thought ok why the hell not? i'll do a review for it. that right there earns my respect that he can have that atitude.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:26 pm

Perhaps the Cinema Snob could review Bruce La Bruce's LA ZOMBIE? It's gay porn with cinematic merits.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:51 am

As a member of the LGBT myself I'm all for it, but wouldn't reviewing a gay porno pretty much be the same as any other one?

I don't watch that much 80s gay porn, but I don't think it's that much more distinctive.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:34 am

honestly i dunno, you don't see many or any at all straight guys who would review a gay porn. unless it's a lesbian one.

but hey if he wants to do it, i ain't against it. porn is porn either way you look at it.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:08 am

I really enjoyed the Snob's review of "Gayracula".
Hope he'll do more of them again someday.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:20 pm

LeMunson wrote:
As a member of the LGBT myself I'm all for it, but wouldn't reviewing a gay porno pretty much be the same as any other one?

I don't watch that much 80s gay porn, but I don't think it's that much more distinctive.
I agree. I don't think there would be very different.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:20 am

Hey why not? It's all about the bad acting and cheesiness of the production and he can't show anything anyway. And Hell the beginning of the "Smurfs 2" review was practically gay porn it self Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:53 am

Gayracula was ok, but for the most part, I hate the porn reviews and sexploitation reviews.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:55 pm

Yep. There're only so many ways you can say "and then they fuck".
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:06 pm

AstaKask wrote:
Yep. There're only so many ways you can say "and then they fuck".
Yeah, I like some of the porn reviews but there has to be something ridiculous about the movie beyond the fact that it's porn. That said, the GAYRACULA review was funny and I wouldn't be put off by something else in that vein (*rimshot*). It's not like Brad's just gonna go "EW TWO DUDES GROSS LULZ" for 20 minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:42 am

i never thought Brad will review a gay porn to be honest let alone a gay porn with dudes. i gotta admit that's something i'd never do. it doesn't bother me if he does review bad porn. i've laughed my ass off on some of them. shit the 1st episode i saw of his show was the Ninja Turtles one and i laughed my ass off on that one. that's the one that got me into the snob.


so him doing bad porn got me into his show. so i'm for it.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:07 pm

Yes, you are right. Gayracula was fun.

He should do Top Gun next time ;-)
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:39 am

i'd say they did a gay porn of that? but if they did i would NOT be surprised. i wonder what it's called?

cause i doubt they used the same title.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:55 am

I didn't find a gay porn spoof, but I did find this:

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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:44 am

i dunno what year that's from but it looks too new for brad to do. and damn they look good
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:15 pm

That's why Brad should just review this instead:



Not a porn (though it is from the director of the 'Ilsa' movies), but just as entertaining.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:46 pm

wildhoney66 wrote:
i dunno what year that's from but it looks too new for brad to do. and damn they look good
2011, but it's a spoof of an earlier movie.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:46 am

Loved the gay porn review. Very Happy Moar plz.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:57 pm

Skibz wrote:
That's why Brad should just review this instead:



Not a porn (though it is from the director of the 'Ilsa' movies), but just as entertaining.
Love the "ripped from today's headlines" bit LOL.
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PostSubject: Re: Should The Cinema Snob Review A Gay Porn?   Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:38 am

When the next spiderman or the batman-superman movie comes to the cinema, Brad should review whatever gay-porn this sneak-picture is from:

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