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PostSubject: Martial arts movies that Ted or Snob should review (feel free to add you own as well)   Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:52 am

I'll give a brief description on some of them and why they should be reviewed, so be warned there will be SPOILERS.

First up is Swordsman with an Umbrella. The final fight is just DYING to be video reviewed by someone. And the rest of the movie is pretty damn entertaining.

Ninja in the Claw of the CIA- try to get an uncut version (even though you won't be able to). It has John Liu practicing his kung fu with naked women around him and rubbing against him. Lots of other weird stuff too.

Kung Fu Fever- there's a scene where the main villain is playing with Legos, and one of his henchman walks in the room and has to break some bad news to him, which causes the boss to knock over the Legos that he spent so much time building. And that's just the tip of the iceburg.

Lady Iron Monkey

Golden Dragon Silver Snake

Ninja Holocaust aka City Ninja

Full Impact with Gary Daniels

Clash of the Ninja

Dragon Blood

Kung Fu Arts- a princess marries a monkey, need I say more?

Secret of the Water Technique- pretty standard swordplay and kung fu going on, until the end when an alien pops out of a zombie's stomach, I shit you not. Also some wheelchair fu.

THunder Ninja Kids in the Golden Adventure

Catman in Lethal Track

Catman in Boxer's Blow

Battle Wizard and Return of the Chinese Boxer- these 2 are actually really good movies, and, extremely funny).



And how has Ninja Terminator not been reviewed on this site? maybe I missed it? It’s the best bad kung fu movie ever made. Superb kickfighting action, nonstop hilarious dialogue, Richard Harrison and the Garfield phone, and Jaguar Wong, the coolest most badass character in movie history. "I don't usually smoke this brand, but I'll do it for you". I think it's possible that Jaguar Wong could surpass Pierre Kirby as Brad's favorite actor. If only there was a review so I could find out!
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PostSubject: Re: Martial arts movies that Ted or Snob should review (feel free to add you own as well)   Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:31 pm

LAdy Iron Monkey looks so weird that the snob gotta snob it!

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