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Carver van Horror



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PostSubject: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:25 am

Hey, Brad, you are cool, you know what would be awesome specials"



-Brad's Favorite Movies - your top 10/20/30/100/200 movies, that would be interesting, we already know Caligula is #1 and Bad Lieutenant (80s) in in the top 10, but there's many more slots to fill!!


-Brad's DVD Collection - I love looking at other folks DVD collections on YouTube (chronic procrastinator, and I have a little too much time on my hands besides), and James Rolfe (AVGN) recently showed his and his friend Mike's collections. It was interesting.

I know you were robbed once (MAY HE ROT IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! MAY HIS ENTRAILS BE EATEN SLOWLY FROM HIS STILL LIVING BODY BY RATS, FROM THE INSIDE BECAUSE HE WAS FOCEE FED LIVE RATS FIRST AND THEN THEY LIVED AND AT THEIR WAY OUT OF HIS INTERNAL ORGANS, ALSO SOME GO IN FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANY HOT KNIFES PUNCTURE HIS EYES AND REMOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY HE BE DIPPED IN WATER SO HOT IT LIQUIFIES HIM, STARTING WITH THE FEET, AND BEING LOWERED IN SO SLOWLY IT TAKES THREE MONTHS TO REACH THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY HE BE ANALLY SODOMIZED RAPED BY THREE FAGGOTS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!! MAY HIS BLOOD BE MAGICALLY HEATED UP BY 1 DEGREE PER DAY UNTIL IT TURNS INTO FIRE AND HE DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY TWENTY HAMMERS BE USED TO BATTER HIM SIMULTANEOUSLY AND TWENTY MORE BE USED TO PEEL HIM APART ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!! Okay that was fucked up, and a gross overreaction. MAY HE BE FORCED TO RETURN THEM AND GO TO JAIL FOR A FEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There, that's more appropriate), but from recent videos you appear to have a good collection anyways, and I'd like to see it.
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:57 am

I sense some anger here...
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:08 am

Dude you should start a grindcore band, your lyrics are killer.
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:16 am

I know a good psychiatrist. You should call him...
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:20 am

Tommy Wiseau wrote:
I know a good psychiatrist. You should call him...

Is it Peter? I hear he always plays psychologist.
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Carver van Horror



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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:21 am

FUCK!! How many times on forums does my overreaction to things overshadow what I wanted to say.

Besides, at the end of the list of mutilations, I clarified I was joking and suggested a normal one.

As for a grindcore band, well, I'll let the Cinema Snob do the talking:

"I'll stick with real music genres based on gore, like death metal, thank you very much."

Seriously, though, I want to know Brad's top 300 movies.


EDIT: But, really, if you had a large DVD collection, as Brad did, and appears to still have, and then it got stolen, how would you feel? I know I wouldn't be happy, and mine is not even that large compared to some.
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:49 am

Carver van Horror wrote:
FUCK!! How many times on forums does my overreaction to things overshadow what I wanted to say.

Besides, at the end of the list of mutilations, I clarified I was joking and suggested a normal one.

As for a grindcore band, well, I'll let the Cinema Snob do the talking:

"I'll stick with real music genres based on gore, like death metal, thank you very much."

Seriously, though, I want to know Brad's top 300 movies.


EDIT: But, really, if you had a large DVD collection, as Brad did, and appears to still have, and then it got stolen, how would you feel? I know I wouldn't be happy, and mine is not even that large compared to some.



I wouldn't worry about it Carver, you seem fine to me. Besides, if you think you overreact, just look at that guy with the first post in this thread. I know, yikes huh?
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Carver van Horror



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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:59 am

Indeed, he is quite scary. What the fuck is with that guy?


........AHHHHHHHH.............

......it's..........the......................killer............inside.........meeeeeeeeeeeee............ARRGHHHH!!!!!.................get.......away......................from................me...............Carver....D1...................................

......................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....................................


Yes, there is a serial killer living inside my split personality, and his name is Carver D1 and he is a ripoff of Phelous D1. He scares me, but I can't get rid of him. Or maybe I won't?


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The serious part of the post:

Seriously, Brad, we have to know your top 500 movies, and see your collection. And why not throw in your bottom 50 movies too?
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:26 am

Carver van Horror wrote:
And why not throw in your bottom 50 movies too?

Considering the amount of shitty films Brad must have seen, that would be very interesting and possibly scary.
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:23 am

Lol that's true.

After all, some of the films he reviews as the Snob, he actually DOES like.

To think what his movies he actually hates is something.

Or is it? Really, I have the feeling that shitty modern movies like Gnomeo and Juliet, Boondock Saints 2 (in his opinion), Sorceror's Apprenctice, and so on, he hates worse than even the worst of shit exploitation films he reviews. Personally, I agree. I honestly doubt that his Top 50 Worst Movies would have anything on it that is generally well known, to be honest. Of course, I could be wrong.

Side note: How is it that Brad is such a cool guy?
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PostSubject: Re: Some requests   Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:30 am

I couldn't find the edit button, and since this is my topic, I'm going to go ahead and dp.

And by dp I mean double post, you pervert.

How much does Brad make a year doing this? I think in one of videos he said it was his full time job, putting him in the league of Doug and Spoony (of course, Spoony iirc lives with his brother, no alone). Brad, if this is too personal, then by all means don't comment. But you seem like a pretty cool guy, so I'll go ahead and at least ask the question. How much do you make between this site and TGWTG? With the ads and the donations &c, I suppose quite a bit, after all, you appear to have your own house (or is it an apartment?). Also, if you really do this for a full-time job, does that mean you will keep doing it FOREVER?? Because, in five years or so, if you get sick of it, a potential employer might say, "Oh, internet reviewer. Not a real job. I am not going to hire you," thus FORCING you to keep making Snob reviews FOREVER. That'd be awesome. There's enough cheap exploitation films out there for you to do this for at least another couple centuries, at the rate you are making videos.
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