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Frank Rizzo

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PostSubject: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:34 am

Yes folks, it's this forum's first big group project.

I'd like to run an ultimate tournament to crown the ultimate bad movie.

So, anyone want to try this out? Give some nominees for the tournament?
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:00 am

I'm not well versed on the topic, so I'll add the worst movie I've ever seen, "After Last Season". There's probably much worse, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:08 am

well, we can certainly put that movie into the tournament and see how it fares.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:55 am

Don;t you feat that as soon as a worst movie is crowned, one more more horrible will immediately rear it's head? That's the exact reason the Cinema Snob stopped calling movies "The worst ________ I've ever seen."
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:59 am

That's the best part....the possibility of sequel tournaments!
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:07 am

Well, as is customary, I must suggest the movie that probably pissed me off more than any other movie I've seen: Juno.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:21 am

Dinner for Schmucks has to be the worst movie of the last 10 years, biggest disappointment, worst bang for it's budget, biggest waste of talent - movie ever.

I'm a fan of dumb comedies, but I couldn't stop bitching the entire movie. I giggled twice.

Just saw it days ago, couldn't help but interject.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:29 am

The movie that pissed me off the most is Pay it Forward.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:02 am

I hated Waking Life with the fury of a thousand exploding suns. Can we include that?
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:38 pm

Ok, so the official selections for the tourny so far are:
Waking Life
Pay it Forward
Dinner for Schmucks
Juno
After Last Season
and, putting in my selection:
Little Fockers
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:38 pm

I usually tend to watch films from beginning to end, no matter how bad they are. However, I couldn't watch Liquid Sky completely. I was like "when will this end!?" and I wasn't even half way through.

So yeah, Liquid Sky is the ultimate bad movie. No, bad sounds like "so bad it's good", Liquid Sky was just "please kill me" horrible
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:52 pm

Twilight
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:20 am

Is this funny-bad or unwatchable-bad? For unwatchable-bad, I say:

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Jason Goes to Hell
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:41 am

Benjamin-J wrote:
I hated Waking Life with the fury of a thousand exploding suns. Can we include that?
Yeah, 1,000 exploding suns worth of fury sounds bad enough.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:08 am

Mondo a Go-Go wrote:
Is this funny-bad or unwatchable-bad? For unwatchable-bad, I say:

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The Shining
Jason Goes to Hell

Unwatchable bad seems to be the trend. And seeing as you took Jason Goes to Hell, I throw in Lady in the Water

EDIT: Although, I am watching Birdemic in a couple of days, so there's a possibility I'll change votes.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:54 am

Relauby wrote:
EDIT: Although, I am watching Birdemic in a couple of days, so there's a possibility I'll change votes.

If you like so-bad-they're-good movies, you'll probably enjoy Birdemic enough, although there are some scenes that are way too fucking long.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:15 am

Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Relauby wrote:
EDIT: Although, I am watching Birdemic in a couple of days, so there's a possibility I'll change votes.

If you like so-bad-they're-good movies, you'll probably enjoy Birdemic enough, although there are some scenes that are way too fucking long.
I'm into that kind of stuff, so maybe I'll like Birdemic. I was kinda judging from clips I've seen on Youtube, because there doesn't seem to be much variation, but I was getting ahead of myself.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:24 am

The Dude wrote:
Benjamin-J wrote:
I hated Waking Life with the fury of a thousand exploding suns. Can we include that?
Yeah, 1,000 exploding suns worth of fury sounds bad enough.

I downplayed it a tad.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:21 am

Relauby wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Relauby wrote:
EDIT: Although, I am watching Birdemic in a couple of days, so there's a possibility I'll change votes.

If you like so-bad-they're-good movies, you'll probably enjoy Birdemic enough, although there are some scenes that are way too fucking long.
I'm into that kind of stuff, so maybe I'll like Birdemic. I was kinda judging from clips I've seen on Youtube, because there doesn't seem to be much variation, but I was getting ahead of myself.

The non-bird scenes in the beginning are probably the best actually, and none of those are on youtube from what I know. It does get a bit repetitive and boring during the bird scenes, but the effects in that movie are so bad it's priceless.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:59 pm

Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Relauby wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Relauby wrote:
EDIT: Although, I am watching Birdemic in a couple of days, so there's a possibility I'll change votes.

If you like so-bad-they're-good movies, you'll probably enjoy Birdemic enough, although there are some scenes that are way too fucking long.
I'm into that kind of stuff, so maybe I'll like Birdemic. I was kinda judging from clips I've seen on Youtube, because there doesn't seem to be much variation, but I was getting ahead of myself.

The non-bird scenes in the beginning are probably the best actually, and none of those are on youtube from what I know. It does get a bit repetitive and boring during the bird scenes, but the effects in that movie are so bad it's priceless.
That's kind of what I was afraid of. I'll still watch it though, just so I can say I saw something called "Birdemic".
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:35 pm

The Dude wrote:
Well, as is customary, I must suggest the movie that probably pissed me off more than any other movie I've seen: Juno.
im glad i know another Juno hater. lol i rember seeing that in the theaters and i hating it . i did laugh alittle at the hg lewis and dario argento refference in there. manyl cause im related to argento and i think it was funny that he was spotlighted in a crappy movie. also a funny event happened simliar to my gren hornet one lol
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:38 am

Angie Matera wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Well, as is customary, I must suggest the movie that probably pissed me off more than any other movie I've seen: Juno.
im glad i know another Juno hater. lol i rember seeing that in the theaters and i hating it . i did laugh alittle at the hg lewis and dario argento refference in there. manyl cause im related to argento and i think it was funny that he was spotlighted in a crappy movie. also a funny event happened simliar to my gren hornet one lol
They violated the cardinal rule of movies-within movies: Don't use footage from movies that are better than yours.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:06 am

Relauby wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Relauby wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Relauby wrote:
EDIT: Although, I am watching Birdemic in a couple of days, so there's a possibility I'll change votes.

If you like so-bad-they're-good movies, you'll probably enjoy Birdemic enough, although there are some scenes that are way too fucking long.
I'm into that kind of stuff, so maybe I'll like Birdemic. I was kinda judging from clips I've seen on Youtube, because there doesn't seem to be much variation, but I was getting ahead of myself.

The non-bird scenes in the beginning are probably the best actually, and none of those are on youtube from what I know. It does get a bit repetitive and boring during the bird scenes, but the effects in that movie are so bad it's priceless.
That's kind of what I was afraid of. I'll still watch it though, just so I can say I saw something called "Birdemic".
i saw that on rifftrax fucking awful
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:15 am

I want to throw in Anus Magillicutty; the only hesitation I have is that the movie seems proud of a reviewer who called it "The Worst Ever" so we might be praising it. Then again, it is genuinely fucking horrible.

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Heartbeeps
Feeders (Both of them)
Napoleon Dynamite (I'm gunna get flamed for including this, aren't I?
The Curse of Count Chocula (I WANTED TO LOVE THIS D: The name made it sound like it would be a "So bad it's good." Shame it was a genuine bad bad.)

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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Bad Movie Tournament   Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:19 am

UnknownKadath wrote:

Napoleon Dynamite (I'm gunna get flamed for including this, aren't I?

Nah, I'll vouch for you on that movie being a piece of shit.
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