Golden Ninja Warrior

Three months was worth the wait! That ending fight scene was glorious. I've never laughed so hard!

Great work on this series, Brad. It always delivers, and makes the kung fu fan in me smile.

I just watched Ninja Terminator like a day before this review, and I really enjoyed this episode. Kung Tai Ted has always been my favorite show of Brad. I do like how he makes fun of himself for being slow to releasing another.

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.


In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

It does not explain, however, why even their Atari's were paneled with wood, as though we were meant to think they had been hand carved from electric pine.

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

It does not explain, however, why even their Atari's were paneled with wood, as though we were meant to think they had been hand carved from electric pine.

"So natural it HAS to be grown." First joke that popped into my mind, but then I realize that everything should be wood paneled for that extra umph to make the fung shui flow.

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

It does not explain, however, why even their Atari's were paneled with wood, as though we were meant to think they had been hand carved from electric pine.

"So natural it HAS to be grown." First joke that popped into my mind, but then I realize that everything should be wood paneled for that extra umph to make the fung shui flow.

And so that John Lennon can sing about burning your house down.

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

It does not explain, however, why even their Atari's were paneled with wood, as though we were meant to think they had been hand carved from electric pine.

"So natural it HAS to be grown." First joke that popped into my mind, but then I realize that everything should be wood paneled for that extra umph to make the fung shui flow.

And so that John Lennon can sing about burning your house down.

I'm sure he'd fill it with enough crashing cars and duck noises with Yoko to make it interesting.

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

It does not explain, however, why even their Atari's were paneled with wood, as though we were meant to think they had been hand carved from electric pine.

"So natural it HAS to be grown." First joke that popped into my mind, but then I realize that everything should be wood paneled for that extra umph to make the fung shui flow.

And so that John Lennon can sing about burning your house down.

I'm sure he'd fill it with enough crashing cars and duck noises with Yoko to make it interesting.

Nah, Yoko wouldn't be in on it, just George and his sitar.

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

It does not explain, however, why even their Atari's were paneled with wood, as though we were meant to think they had been hand carved from electric pine.

"So natural it HAS to be grown." First joke that popped into my mind, but then I realize that everything should be wood paneled for that extra umph to make the fung shui flow.

And so that John Lennon can sing about burning your house down.

I'm sure he'd fill it with enough crashing cars and duck noises with Yoko to make it interesting.

Nah, Yoko wouldn't be in on it, just George and his sitar.

Then we all need to be on a nice and mellow LSD high and stroking the wood paneling... my God, that's why the wood paneling: makes for great drug talks.

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

Azarias Kale wrote:

The Dude wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

The Dude wrote:

I think I actually know where the fight scene in Golden Ninja Warrior was shot. In Tawain, there used to be an abandoned resort town called San Zhi, which had the distinct UFO-shaped buildings seen in the movie. It was intended to attract vacationing U.S. military officers stationed in the Far East. Construction began in 1978, but was abandoned after a series of mysterious, fatal accidents occurred on the sight. The government never released the details of the accidents, or even how many workers were killed, because apparently in Taiwan the government can get away with that shit. The whole damn thing is shrouded in secrecy, and naturally, the locals refused to go anywhere near the damned place.

In 2008, the place was leveled to make way for a new construction project, presumably funded by an eccentric millionaire who wants to put a housing development there to see if he can recreate the movie Poltergeist in real life.

But I'm kind of rambling, aren't I? My apologies.

Nice find, that does indeed look like the place that this fight was shot in. What a strange idea for a building.

Well, it was the late 70's, so I guess I can cut them some slack.

Ah the 70s, when buldings looked how the people felt.

People felt like their internal organs were coated in cheap Norwegian pine?

I would say furnished with lead paint but cheap Norwigian pine explains so much more.

It does not explain, however, why even their Atari's were paneled with wood, as though we were meant to think they had been hand carved from electric pine.

"So natural it HAS to be grown." First joke that popped into my mind, but then I realize that everything should be wood paneled for that extra umph to make the fung shui flow.

And so that John Lennon can sing about burning your house down.

I'm sure he'd fill it with enough crashing cars and duck noises with Yoko to make it interesting.

Nah, Yoko wouldn't be in on it, just George and his sitar.

Then we all need to be on a nice and mellow LSD high and stroking the wood paneling... my God, that's why the wood paneling: makes for great drug talks.

man...I feel so in tune with nature...it's like I'm sitting in the great Ikea Forrest...

The movie is called Golden Ninjer Warrior