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PostSubject: New DVD: "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies"   Sun Jan 24, 2016 1:48 am

Another DVD, coming in February. Looks like he's remaking some episodes, like BAT PUSSY. Must be looking to do heavily uncensored episodes for them. The other episodes included may also be pornographic.

I'd honestly prefer another DVD like the PUBLIC DOMAIN MONTH. Horror and Science-Fiction films. I hope he does another one of those. I was never really into Brad's porn reviews, aside from DEBBIE DOES DALLAS, which was pretty funny.

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PostSubject: Re: New DVD: "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies"   Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:04 am

DAMN, gotta order another US shipment What a Face

When it comes to Brad reviewing porno movies or spoofs, it's kind of a hit and miss.
Back then I learned from the existence of Brad and his videos by watching the reviews of "Beaver & Buttface" and "Alice in Wonderland" (X-Rated) and had tons of fun with that. Other reviews like "Super Hornio Bros.", "The Geek 2", "Dickman & Throbbin" or "Los Porno Sinson" I really love, too. Others like "Let my puppets come" or "Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit" are just okay for me, not bad, but not that memorable to me. Just my two cents. But in general I like watching these.
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PostSubject: Re: New DVD: "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies"   Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:12 am

This is a new one. Guess it won't be a DVD of remade episodes. That's nice.

My old Paypal account can't connect to my bank account anymore. Sadly I don't think I'll be able to order this DVD. Sad

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PostSubject: Re: New DVD: "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies"   Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:28 pm

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PostSubject: Re: New DVD: "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies"   Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:16 am

If anything harms Brad's porn reviews, it's being unable to show anything explicit. I really like the idea of releasing porn episodes to DVD since it allows him to be completely uncensored and cram in a lot more jokes and riffs he'd otherwise have to cut.

I've seen 'Bat Pussy', and part of the movie's "appeal" is just how awful and monumentally unerotic the sex is, so I'm looking forward to seeing an X-rated riff.
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PostSubject: Re: New DVD: "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies"   Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:47 am

A few days ago the DVD arrived as my Patreon gift. Things like these lighten up my day Very Happy
I haven't had time to watch it but I'm looking forward to is so much.
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PostSubject: Re: New DVD: "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies"   Sun Mar 27, 2016 3:47 pm

I finally got to watch the DVD since it's Eastern and there are extra days off (no, I don't have a big vacation).

I had good laughs but also really was a bit disgusted at what people might have thought what would be erotic to an audience. Damn, some directors and actors obviously don't give a f*ck. No wonder Brad is angry at "Bat Pussy".
And the other reviews? "Farmer's Daughter" might be sexier but is not less uncomfortable thanks to the rape, piss and incest additions.
"Nazi Love Island" looks like a bad copycat of "Ilsa" (depends on what came out first), but at least they seemed to get a top seller in the main role. But still, it looks silly, poor (do I see it right that the nazi camp/headquarters...is only this tent? ) and I hope the heroe's fiancée's spirit is happy that he bangs other women in his grief.
"Orgasmo Esotico" threw me completely off because this was obviously an Italian movie dubbed in German. It's one thing when Brad reviews German movies. But old erotic movies dubbed in German are especially creepy for me since the sounds are even more faked and since I'm interested in German voice actors and actresses I know that a lot of established ones (who also have done some work in childrens cartoons and such) started their career with such adult movies. CREEPY! And I also didn't really get what the story's supposed to tell me.
"Rites of Uranus" seems to be nothing but a movie made around a word play. Why not including all the planets somehow? Like doing rites of Mars and people get Mars candy bars stuck up their butt? But aside from that, it looked boring, even the actors looked bored and sometimes clueless (the "prayers" they spoke sounded improvised).

So I guess the most entertaining reviews are the first two, in my opinion.

The bonus material is fine. I love Brad riffing stuff and I definitely love having him riffing old childrens stuff. But since this is a DVD dealing with adult films, it's legitimate that the riff material is also not that family friendly.
I gotta admit that I found "Biker Beach Party" pretty boring. Motorcycles are cool and such, but there's just nothing happening. I didn't see a point.
"Cinderella's Love Lesson"...the only lesson I want to learn is the answer to my question: If Cinderella cleaned the window, would she clean the whole wall, too? Also...how old was the actress? Cinderella's not 45! And why did the prince edge away right before Cinderella's striptease?? More questions than lessons.
"Goldilocks goes glamorous"...yes, I guess I get 1950's erotisicm by watching this. Anyway, I'd rather see three people in bear customs swimming in that pool, that would look hilarious.
"Nude in the Window" is probably my favourite riff episode on this DVD even though there's not much going on but at least SOMETHING's going on and it's rather silly. So three more or less young women seduce a random guy with striptease and messages written on their panties. I enjoyed the moment when he arrived because he seemed pretty funny somehow. Who knows how the sex turned out? And who knows who else in the neighbourhood might have seen the whole show as well?

I didn't watch the trailers yet since I'm not interested in the "Atop the 4th wall" movie or in Doug's "The Force awakens". And I already know the trailer for Brad's "Nudies, Rudies & Crudies".

All in all, get the DVD if you haven't bought it yet. As I said, I had really good laughs and if Brad can't review movies like these online then you don't have another choice. But beware, it's really unerotic Wink
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