a Salo Ride? i wonder how that would be? you take a rollercoast and either when you are riding or when you are done riding they feed you shit at some point. than you can have your shit eating grin. Caligula that'd just be an orgy my guess is. ok i'm out of idea's. but ya gotta admit these may be bad ideas but i'm surprised none of them do exist. maybe Disney wouldn't do it but other Company's like a 6 Flags maybe?