Night Claws

Posts : 10 Join date : 2011-08-05

I would just like to point out that this movie will star Frank Stallone and Reb Brown. First movie that has simultaneously excited me and made me cringe.

Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39

Can we have a bit more details wise please?

Posts : 10 Join date : 2011-08-05

It's a killer bigfoot movie directed by David Prior, who makes a lot of low-grade movies. If you've never seen anything with Reb Brown or Frank Stallone they are both hammy enough to be entertaining. Reb Brown is usually entertaining purely by accident.

The movie is supposed to come out sometime this year.

Posts : 1 Join date : 2011-08-26

Should the scratch swing above The Cinema ? The Cinema abandons the appalled chord. The screen fleshes the infant near a sorted delight. The Cinema fevers this galaxy on top of the competitive paragraph.

Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39

larenash57 wrote:: Should the scratch swing above The Cinema ? The Cinema abandons the appalled chord. The screen fleshes the infant near a sorted delight. The Cinema fevers this galaxy on top of the competitive paragraph.

.......um?

Posts : 184 Join date : 2011-01-19 Location : Minnesota

larenash57 wrote:: Should the scratch swing above The Cinema ? The Cinema abandons the appalled chord. The screen fleshes the infant near a sorted delight. The Cinema fevers this galaxy on top of the competitive paragraph.

I agree.

Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39

A Cockatrice wrote:

larenash57 wrote:: Should the scratch swing above The Cinema ? The Cinema abandons the appalled chord. The screen fleshes the infant near a sorted delight. The Cinema fevers this galaxy on top of the competitive paragraph.

I agree.

Was this a case of "I have no idea what the hell you just said, so I'm going to jokingly say I agree", or did I just miss what this poster said and it needs to be elaborated?

Posts : 184 Join date : 2011-01-19 Location : Minnesota

Frank Rizzo wrote:

A Cockatrice wrote:

larenash57 wrote:: Should the scratch swing above The Cinema ? The Cinema abandons the appalled chord. The screen fleshes the infant near a sorted delight. The Cinema fevers this galaxy on top of the competitive paragraph.

I agree.

Was this a case of "I have no idea what the hell you just said, so I'm going to jokingly say I agree", or did I just miss what this poster said and it needs to be elaborated?

There has to be some sort of message into it, and it does seems pretentious enough for me to agree with it.

Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39

Perhaps larenash can reply to verify what he was saying?

Subject: Re: Night Claws Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:02 pm

I ran it through Translation Party, and this is what I got:

"What film is wound on the swing? Film is destroyed, the chord will be horrified. Close the pleasure of the flesh of the infant out the window. This galaxy of film in the heat of competitive paragraph."

...why I thought putting it through Translation Party would be a good idea, I'll never know.

Posts : 1456 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 39

....Ya know, something tells me I *don't* want larenash to post again with an explanation...

Subject: Re: Night Claws Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:59 am

Probably for the best.

Posts : 242 Join date : 2013-02-25 Location : Canada

Love the Spoony review of this. Hilarious.

Film looks bad, though. And Frank Stallone is apparently barely in it, not that I'm a fan. And when Frank does show up, it feels like a scene lifted from an entirely different movie.

Subject: Re: Night Claws Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:50 pm

I saw it on its own (and I am a Frank Stallone fan), but yeah, it's completely unremarkable. Were it not for Reb and Frank I wouldn't have seen it at all, and were it not for them, I'd have forgotten everything about it by now.

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