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perkele

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PostSubject: Scam e-mails   Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:51 pm

You've all got these at some point right? I actually have responded to few of them, and I'd like to share them with you here.

First one was from a gentleman named "Henry Kanda"
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My name is Mr. Henry Kanda the
> principal treasury officer with one of the prime banks in
> Cote d’Ivoire. I have decided to contact you through this
> medium based on a business proposal, which will be of mutual
> benefit to both of us. I discovered your email through
> comprehensive web email search on directory so I decided to
> contact you....

> > I am the personal accounts manager to one of our late
> client who is a national of your country
It goes on forever, until:
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In your return mail, please do
> forward your information as listed below if you are willing
> to complete this deal with me, to enable me put the total
> fund in your name for claim as the next of kin to the
> deceased person:
> >
> > Your full name:
> > Your contact address:
> > Occupation;
> > Your phone number:
> > Date of Birth:
> >
> > I wait for your urgent reply.
> >
> > Best Regards,
> > Mr Henry Kanda
> > Rue 18 Avenue 11 Angre
> > Cocody-BP 982 Abidjan 01
> > Abidjan-Ivory Coast.

Here's my response:

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> My full name: Sauron
> My contact address: Mordor 0001, Middle Earth
> Occupation; Evil Dark Lord
> Your phone number: 666-555-6666
> Date of Birth: Before creation of the world
>

He actually mailed me back after this:

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> i did not come over the internet for jokes or for child's play. thank you

Aww, he didn't like my joke  Crying or Very sad These last two I got just yesterday:

The first one:

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From: dskoffoce[@]graetmail.com
Subject:Request

Hello,
My name is Fraser P. Seitel, spokesman and a close confidant to the Rockefeller family – one of the richest families in the United States of America. I have the documents covering the sum of £25,000,000.00 (twenty-five million British pounds) belonging to Dr. Richard Rockefeller who died in a plane crash on June 13, 2014. This money is deposited in Great Britain for hospital establishment purpose and to build a charity organization in the name of Dr. Richard – I am the only witnesses to this and now that he is dead, I need you to partner with me and receive this money to execute these projects. I will give you more details when I get your response to my proposal. In the meantime, you can read through the link below for information about Dr. Richard and the entire Rockefeller family history.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/14/nyregion/richard-rockefeller-killed-in-new-york-plane-crash.html?_r=0

Kind regards,
Mr. Fraser

And my response:
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Sorry, I already recieved a shit load of money from a member of the Nigerian royal family. I don't think I need any more.

The last one:
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> From: ms.sarina[@]ymail.com
> Subject: My name is Ms. Sarina Alkhalidi please reply
> Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 15:55:40 -0700
>
> Hi Dear,
> I'm a Syrian girl, a war victim.
> I need your help.My parents were killed.
> I've discovered one document belonging to my late father.
> That Document contains money value.
> Money is for investment
> Money is somewhere in Europe.
> I want you to assist me to invest this money.
> I am in a very bad condition right now.
> I am in trauma of war!
> Please help urgently !
> Please answer me quickly.
> Yours Sincerely,
> Ms. Sarina al-Khalidi

My response
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Well boo-hoo. My brother was shot to death, my sisters were raped and murdered, and my father's head got eaten by a fucking bear. Come back whining when you have real problems.

Neither one of these last two have responded back yet. I doubt they will, unfortunately.
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PostSubject: Re: Scam e-mails   Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:14 am

You would think that a girl in Syria who's parents were killed and was a refugee would not care so much to write you an e-mail then to....well, you know, stay the fuck alive and get the fuck out of Syria!
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PostSubject: Re: Scam e-mails   Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:44 am

I know, right? Sometimes it's almost fascinating to see how elaborate stories they come up with.
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PostSubject: Re: Scam e-mails   Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:32 am

I've known a few people who fell for scams like this, and I say the same thing to all of them:

"What made you think that this random stranger would just pick you randomly to get all of this money?"
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PostSubject: Re: Scam e-mails   Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:53 am

i've gotten these as well. i never write back to them though. great job responding back to them though
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