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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:16 am

I'd say Death Nurse and Ax 'Em are my personal favorites, they make me crack up out loud every time I watch them.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:25 am

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But the close second really does have to go with Nudist Colony of the Dead, but the movie itself sucked, though he was spot on with the songs burrowing their way into your head Wrath of Kahn Slug-style.
I actually want to see that movie.
I just want the soundtrack.
You realize, of course, that you'd never have another peaceful moment until the day you die.
And yet, I'd die with my foot a tappin' and a smile on my face... shortly before shooting myself. I just want to see how effective it would be in a large crowd. Sort of like an audio-anthrax attack.
It's probably even more contagious than anthrax.
Is it considered terrorism though?
No, though by the standards of the United Nations, it could be considered torture.
I don't know which joke I should go with: Caligula, waterboarding or the Geneva Convention.
Bonus points will be awarded if you can fit all three into one joke.
Geneva Convention Article X-23: It is a war crime to waterboard while shoving your fist into their rectum in front of the Security Council while listening to the Nudist Colony of the Dead. Sentence: dead.*
*Ammendment: also includes Superman Musical and Kim Jon Il'sspoken word album.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:13 am

I think I can handle a 10001 score.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:37 am

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I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:50 am

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I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:53 am

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I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:59 am

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I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:01 am

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I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:06 am

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Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:07 am

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Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:15 am

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Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
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I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:17 am

Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:45 am

The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:43 am

Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:14 am

The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:17 am

Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:13 am

The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:23 am

Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.

Most people treat these as pyramids, but I prefer 3D vector grids.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:26 am

Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.

Most people treat these as pyramids, but I prefer 3D vector grids.
Sadly, we lack such technology.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:27 am

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Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.

Most people treat these as pyramids, but I prefer 3D vector grids.
Sadly, we lack such technology.

Sad, we could have made a vector shooting game! Maybe Caligula related.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:28 am

Tommy Wiseau wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.

Most people treat these as pyramids, but I prefer 3D vector grids.
Sadly, we lack such technology.

Sad, we could have made a vector shooting game! Maybe Caligula related.
I have a hunch that male genitals would figure in heavily.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:28 am

The Dude wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.

Most people treat these as pyramids, but I prefer 3D vector grids.
Sadly, we lack such technology.

Sad, we could have made a vector shooting game! Maybe Caligula related.
I have a hunch that male genitals would figure in heavily.

How about, shoot fists at a giant ass?
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:31 am

Tommy Wiseau wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Tommy Wiseau wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Azarias Kale wrote:
I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.

Most people treat these as pyramids, but I prefer 3D vector grids.
Sadly, we lack such technology.

Sad, we could have made a vector shooting game! Maybe Caligula related.
I have a hunch that male genitals would figure in heavily.

How about, shoot fists at a giant ass?
Seems like a good idea for a boss-battle.

Strike the weak point for massive damage.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Snob episode   Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:33 am

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I think I can handle a 10001 score.
It is well-earned.
I will admit that the Caligula joke was going to be about incest and horse-love but went for gem.
When in doubt, lard-up your fist.
Don't know what to get your friendc for his wedding, lard-up your fist.
It's the one wedding gift that matches all tastes and interior decors.
Plus never will be forgotten.
Oh no, the leakage will make sure of that.
Id say the limping afterwards will.

Sidenote, would love to know how to explain that role to St. Peter when McDowewll dies.
I imagine he will walk right up to the pearly gates, look St. Pete in the eye, and say simply, "Scrotum."
Then Saint Peter will laugh, called God and Buddha and they'll carry him off to the fluffy cloud and ask for pointers.
His first one would be to point with the whole hand.
Then the second would have to be how to dance.
Step one: Remove clothing
Step two: Sing incomprehensible gibberish.
Step three: Lick sister's corpse.
Step four: be replaced by Abbot Costello
Step 5: get reincarnated as Nero and assorted others.

Most people treat these as pyramids, but I prefer 3D vector grids.
Sadly, we lack such technology.

Sad, we could have made a vector shooting game! Maybe Caligula related.
I have a hunch that male genitals would figure in heavily.

How about, shoot fists at a giant ass?
Seems like a good idea for a boss-battle.

Strike the weak point for massive damage.

*Immediately downloads Flash tutorial*
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*Immediately downloads Flash tutorial*
Going to be the best flash-based space-shooter ever.
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