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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:02 am

I would think it would be a funny episode if the Snob watched "Hanuman vs. 7 Ultramans". No, it is not a typo it is really the title of the movie but was released in Japan in the better worded "The Ultra Brothers vs. The Great Monster Army". The film is part of the long running Ultraman franchise in Japan but this film is by a Thai studio that would later have a long court dispute over the rights of the franchise.

The plot is about the Earth heating up and the world is figuring out what to do, then there's this kid who gets shot in way that's to gruesome to be a kids film and is brought back to life as the Hindu Monkey God, Hanuman, by the Mother of Ultra. He and the 6 Ultra Brothers help defend a rocket launch that will start a rain from some monsters.

The film has a lot of padding with comic relief of two guys dressed as ZAT members, the monster fighting military group from the series Ultraman Taro. The fights are poorly done and there are moments that are way to violent for a kids movie. There is some "What the Fuck" moments that would be funny to see the Snob's reaction and to bring back my favorite running gag, adding his own subtitles like in Russian The Hobbit, Brazilian Planet of the Apes, and Italian Batman.

Here is the full movie on youtube, Plus a re-edited version made for American TV called Space Warriors 2000. There is a sequel called "Hanuman vs. The Five Riders" that teams Hanuman up with the Kamen Rider franchise.

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PostSubject: Cannibal Campout   Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:32 am

I'm New to this whole Forums thing so Sorry if I make some errors  Embarassed , But I do have a Bad movie to Suggest. & that movie is Cannibal Campout. Remember "Woodchipper Massacre" that The Cinema Snob did Years back? Well Same Shot-on-Shittio, Hell it even has the Same Directer & Starring Jon McBride of "Woodchipper Massacre". Also co-directer Tom Fisher....It's looks bad & I might be right.



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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:43 am

i got a couple, The Undertaker and his pals. a really shitty film from (1966) which had since nice ideas but the execution was really shitty. only funny thing was the opening sequence with a picture. and the music was i think good too. well in the start of the credits and the end credits. the rest of the film the music was shit.

and the gore was pretty good too. anyways. the other one i watched this week called' Honeymoon of horror' a really really shitty film. from (1964) has anyone seen these?
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:32 pm

wildhoney66 wrote:
i got a couple, The Undertaker and his pals. a really shitty film from (1966) which had since nice ideas but the execution was really shitty. only funny thing was the opening sequence with a picture. and the music was i think good too. well in the start of the credits and the end credits. the rest of the film the music was shit.

I've got that one on a Mill Creek (of course) set somewhere. I think it showed up in one of the movie trailer episodes so it would be cool to see the whole thing get Snobbed.

LEGACY OF BLOOD is another one I'd like to see. Weird pseudo-slasher flick with an apathetic John Carradine and a terrible non sequiter ending.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:30 am

I suggest that the Cinema Snob honor the late, great Anita Ekberg with a review of Killer Nun.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:52 am

Legacy of Blood i've seen that one and it is pretty bad. it's well acted i think but the story is bleh.

he hasn't done a John Carradine film in a couple of years either. who is in that for those who don't know.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:13 am

Brad should review On Her Majesty's Secret Service. I'd love to hear a more in depth review of it from and and his opinion's on the James Bond series.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:25 am

I have an idea: Why not nunsploitation movies? Or at least one?

In January I was watching a huge trailer show on the DVD "Rawhead Rex" which also contained a few nunsploitation trailers. The most hillarious one was "Les Démons" from 1972, also called "The Demons", also called "Die Nonnen von Clichy" (the nuns of Clichy).
According to the trailer it plays in the ages when women were burnt as witches. Because one of them obviously claims to be a servant for Satan and wants to take revenge for her execution people get nervous and several (sexy) nuns are suspected to be sex-crazy devil worshipers so they get striped naked, chained, tortured and stuff.

I suspect this movie of being silly, full of naked skin and dumb dialogues.

There's a VHS cover:

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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:02 pm

Brad and Ed Gloser should review Indian Superman (1987) together. Because? Because Bollywood is awesome.

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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:48 pm

How about the first couple of Taboo movies? Supposedly the first two are the most successful pornos ever made. Either that or the Farmer's Daughters (the Spaulding Gray porno).
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Fri May 01, 2015 9:35 am

how about 'flowers in the attic. the (1987) version. and maybe the remake as well. i do have a question though what number is he up to anyways? cause i've lost count how many episodes he's done.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:16 am

I would like to see Godmonster of the Indian Flats get the snob treatment
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:28 am

Once Bitten would be great.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:16 pm

Wouldn't see this one as an episode... Gwar - Skullhedface


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXnFep_Noc
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:05 am

Now that Star Wars Episode 7 is coming out, maybe Brad should take on some star wars rip offs.

Like Indian Star Wars (Brahmaand ka Yoddha)


Or The Japanese Star Wars rip off. Someone else also posted that thing here somewhere. And this one is called Message From Space (1978).


And who could forget Arab Star Wars (totally legit)


or French Star wars:



And ohh man, I am looking forward to all the Episode 1 jokes. Seriously: it is the same ones we´ve heard for 16 years, and they never get old. (okay, this last paragraf I was being a little sarcastic). Because The Star Wars Holiday Special should get more attention than beating that dead and rotting corpse of the Episode 1 horse.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:05 pm

I want to see the Snob review the controversial Canuck AIDS slasher City in Panic.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sun May 08, 2016 2:30 pm

Remember that time when Snob reviewed a bunch of ET porno spoofs, and then rounded it up with a modern one with a lot better ET costume (which, addmitedly, looked even creepier because of it)?

Well, apparently there's a new TMNT porno spoof coming out.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Mon May 09, 2016 4:04 am

After having recently seen it, I think a good Snob episode could be had with the 1966 Czech film Daisies. It's a really weird art film, not at all like anything else Brad's covered so far.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Mon May 09, 2016 5:10 am

really new Ninja Turtles porn? uh WHY? a little trivia note not about the film he already did but just that was the 1st Snob Video i ever saw was the Ninja Turtles Porn Snob Episode from a few years back. honestly i'd be surprised if there weren't already a slew of them out there somewhere.

i mean hell look at all the batman porno's that are out there from prolly every country out there no doubt. i wonder if it'll be a CGI porn? god that's creepy just thinking about it
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Mon May 09, 2016 11:18 pm

wildhoney66 wrote:
i wonder if it'll be a CGI porn? god that's creepy just thinking about it
Judging from the screencaps, they're using actual costumes like the 90's movies.

I wonder if Bepop and Rocksteady will be in it.

WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING I'M WONDERING ABOUT.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Tue May 10, 2016 5:51 am

cause if it was going to follow the one they are suppose to be in it. and what's also got me scared not in the film per say but in the porn version is that Krang also is in it. it's scary because it's a wonder if he'll be in the porn as well? i said CGI cause if they did ET look like CGI in that last one Brad did. though i can't remember if it was a costume or not. and also because for some reasons Porn spoofs ayuh can be funny but they can be really disturbing as well.

as for the new film coming out soon i hope it's not as bad as i fear it will be. Tyler Perry is Baxter Stockman i hope they kill his ass in the film, the film will improve so much after that. cause he's such a shitty actor.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Wed May 11, 2016 6:08 am

Depends on your definition of "CGI porn", because there's plenty of animated porn to be found on all corners of the internet. Whether or not there's a hybrid live-action/animated porn, though, I'm not sure, though I'd be interested in knowing the answer.

I actually watched the 'TMNT' porn parody this morning. It's free to watch online, plus it's only thirty minutes long, over twenty of which is just a basic sex scene between April and Casey. The rest is standard porn parody fodder: really bad jokes, low-budget costumes, a lack of fight scenes...so really, it's no different than all the straight-to-VHS TMNT specials from the early '90s. Heck, it's honestly less dull than 'Turtles III', but still nothing to write home about.

I actually have very high hopes for the upcoming 'TMNT 2'. I wasn't thrilled by first one, but it was hardly terrible. The trailers make it look quite promising, if only because my inner 8 year-old has been waiting 20 years to finally see Bebop and Rocksteady on the big screen. Call me cautiously optimistic.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sat May 14, 2016 7:16 am

I'm cautiously optimistic about the new turtles movie, mainly for Stephen Amell. I really like him in Arrow.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Sun May 15, 2016 7:40 am

that's true it depends on what type of CGI it is there are so many different kinds if you are thinking about budget wise. some can look good an some can look like utter shit. anyways as for TMNT 2 i haven't seen the trailer yet to be honest. the 1st film i went in with really low expectations after Brad's review of it. and i don't love it but i did like it a lot more than i thought it would. the editing like he said is shit utter shit. i can't always tell which turtle is fighting. and the worst one i recall is them going down the hill i couldn't tell which turtle was even fucking fighting.

my other is they didn't NEED to make them so goddman big. talking nor did they need to make shredder that big either. talking to someone at work with a young guy i think he's 22 ? he remarked well they made him big so the turtles can fight him to make it fair. my remark? uh they didn't need to make the turtles that fucking big either. there's no point in making them do it. oh the film has plenty of flaws i'm not going to deny that. making Vernon a decent guy in the film i liked to be honest. Megan fox in some of it was decent in other certain scenes they needed to be reshot and have them use different takes if they wanted to use her. i am curious to see the sequel though. you know i love the original film so much that is one that if Brad snobbed it i don't think i'd have a problem with that.
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PostSubject: Re: Official movie suggestion thread   Mon May 16, 2016 8:01 am

Perhaps the biggest flaw in the 2014 TMNT was indeed the choice of director; Jonathan Liebesman is simply a bad director with an awful track record. I almost wish that Michael Bay had directed it, because at least he has a better sense of control behind the camera. In either case, the sequel has both a different director and different editors, though whether or not they'll be an improvement is yet to be seen.

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