These lists always make me feel like I was born on another planet.
http://www.empireonline.com/100sexiest2013/Ok, I'm maybe not qualified to comment on the ladies (although Emma Watson at 1? Lot of dirty old men in the Empire readership apparently) But as regards the fellas-
50. Meh
49. Meh
48. Okay
47. Great actor, not all that hot.
46. No
45. That just makes me feel creepy.
44. Okay
43. Meh
42. NO
41. Meh
40. Yes
39. Okay
38. Again, great actor, hot not so much...
37. Meh
36. Meh
35. NO
34. YES
33. I've always found his pathologically flawless act really off-putting.
32. Okay
31. Never appealed to me, and he is not aging well.
30. No
29. Yes
28. No
27. No
26. No
25. Buh??
24. Meh
23. UGH
22. Six years ago, sure. Now, not so much.
21. No
20. Meh
19. *see 31
18. Hell yes
17. No. Fucker looks like he was drawn by Brooke McEldowney.
16. Sure
15. Yes
14. Yes
13. Divided on this one. I used to love him but dude seriously needs to dial down the quirky....
12. Okay
11. YES
10. When I look at this twit I see every guy who was a dick to me in high school.
9. Sure
8.
7. Good God No.
6. Not my type but I can understand the appeal.
5. Sure
4. Meh
3. Okay
2. Adorable, yes. Sexy, no.
1. Ehhhhhhhhhh.....
And no Sam Rockwell, Ben Foster, Christoph Waltz, Donald Glover or Jason Statham. Blah. Also kind of weird that there are some "classic" women on the list but no "classic" men (because let's face it, Paul Newman pretty much smokes them all....)
Just had to let my inner teenager vent a little.
