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PostSubject: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:28 pm

What smurf movies would you like to see, and what quote can you smurfify for the hivemind?

Smurfrunner ("Smurf up! Time to smurf!")

Smurfinator ("You go smurfed. Something about the smurf generated by a living smurf. Nothing smurf will go."
Smurfinator 2: Smurfment Day ("On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty smurfing real to you too. Anybody not smurfing 2 million smurfblock is gonna have a real bad smurf. Get it?")

Smurf Wars IV: A New Hope ("May the smurf be with you")
Smurf Wars V: Gargamel Strikes Back ("Smurf matters not. Look at me. Smurf me by my smurf, do you? Hmm? Hmm.")
Smurf Wars VI: Return of the Smurfi ("A smurfi's weapon, much like your smurf's. By now you must smurf that your smurf can never be smurfed from the Smurf Side. So smurf it be with you.")
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:44 pm

No.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:00 pm

Lenore wrote:
No.

+1.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:07 pm

I found a quote from Jake: "Say 'smurf' again. Say 'smurf' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say smurf one more Goddamn time!"
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:46 pm

"Smurf ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in Smurf?"
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:00 pm

I wish the writers for the Smurf movies would see the Midnight Screening videos and decide to write Jake into Smurfs 3. I can just imagine Jake in the background, punching random people in the face whenever a smurf pun gets dropped one to many times.

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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:20 am

i'd like ot see a moviewhere all the smurfs are brutal rapped and murdered.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:44 am

i loved the cartoon i admit that. i watched it in it's original run and i still enjoy it. but these 2 films sound pretty fucking bad. if they are to do the smurfs the right way use the same animation they used to use. and well get a better fucking writer. yes the cartoon is cheesy as hell.

but at least the characters were well characters. and from what brad and the gang said about the new film, it's nothing like that.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:05 am

Angie Matera wrote:
i'd like ot see a moviewhere all the smurfs are brutal rapped and murdered.

I think Tupac's your man.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:04 pm

Still waiting for Smurfs - A XXX Parody.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:39 pm

theGerman wrote:
Still waiting for Smurfs - A XXX Parody.

Don't worry. It's SFW.

I definitely think the Snob should review this. It looks miles better than the Smurfs movies.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:26 pm

AstaKask wrote:
theGerman wrote:
Still waiting for Smurfs - A XXX Parody.

Don't worry. It's SFW.

I definitely think the Snob should review this. It looks miles better than the Smurfs movies.
Epic!
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:30 am

Live Free Or Smurf Hard
The Cinema Smurf Movie
A Serbian Smurf Film
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:09 pm

Ilsa - She-smurf of the SS
Help, my baby is blue
Cannibal holosmurf
The Cinema Smurf
Nightmare on Smurf street

Gargamel: There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Smurfville from the histories! Every piece of Smurf parchment shall be burned. Every Smurf historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Smurfville, or Papa Smurf, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:13 pm

AstaKask wrote:

Help, my baby is blue

That made me smile.
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:30 am

I Smurf on Your Grave
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PostSubject: Re: Smurf movies you'd like to see   Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:11 pm

Smurfanoia
Cinema Smurf - the Movie
Hooker with a Smurf of Gold
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