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PostSubject: Terrible VHS Box Art   Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:58 am

Because I'm bored tongue 

Nothing conveys horror like assigning your 9-year-old nephew to do the artwork with colored pencils. Not even Crayola colored pencils, from the look of it, but the lame Rose Art cheapsticks.


Even this is more exciting than the actual movie.


Buh?


I'll say he's pushed too far! So far he's broken the laws of physics and perspective! I must see this movie.



Fucking really?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:10 am

Clam-shell of "Ren & Stimpy" I found at a thrift store.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:04 am

Lol, I've seen adult men and women who can't even draw that good.

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:06 pm

Killers From Space looks awesome.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:53 pm

"Expect the Worst"?  Well at least the VIOLENT SHIT one is honest.


At least as much effort & skill went into this artwork as went into the movie, Brad can verify.


Looks like someone really doesn't like Jeff Foxworthy.


This is actually a pretty good movie but you sure wouldn't know it from the cover.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:34 pm





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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:52 am

I actually would prefer most of those over most of the generic photoshoped box-art you find at the cheap DVD-shelf.
These box arts are ugly, but they have spirit. You can actually look at them and get a reaction. Most photoshoped DVD-box-art of today, with lots of stock-images, mostly provokes a "meh" out of me.

All these, which you have collected, i find awesome and ugly at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:06 am

perkele wrote:
Killers From Space looks awesome.
If you haven't seen it, it is a bad, bad movie. However I do recommend the FILM CREW DVD, which includes a comedy commentary by three former cast members of MST3K.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:14 am

ChaosTheory wrote:

Looks like someone really doesn't like Jeff Foxworthy.


This is actually a pretty good movie but you sure wouldn't know it from the cover.
SHOCKWAVES and FROZEN TERROR are both quite good. I own FROZEN TERROR on DVD under it's original title "Macabre" it is a pretty disturbing movie, and is apparently based on a real life event. It's a double feature DVD with A BLADE IN THE DARK, which I think is a better film, but MACABRE gets more praise.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:34 am

I know this isn't a VHS cover, but I just find it unintentionally hilarious. Anyone here seen any of the SUBSPECIES movies?

German DVD cover. Curse you TWILIGHT craze. This kid is not in the movie, and the vampire is no good looking teenager.

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:06 am

Not only bad, unintentionally offensive to boot.

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:36 pm

fubar_in_pittsburgh wrote:
Not only bad, unintentionally offensive to boot.

I'd love to have that one as a poster.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:37 pm

I've noticed the $300 price on the "Tales from the Quadead Zone" VHS.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:19 pm

fubar_in_pittsburgh wrote:
Not only bad, unintentionally offensive to boot.


How did they even get UP there? XD

jaltesorenson has a point, just about anything is better than photshopped floating heads.

On the other hand:

Shocked 

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:30 am

fubar_in_pittsburgh wrote:
Not only bad, unintentionally offensive to boot.

I wouldn't call that bad, and maybe only a little offensive in retrospect. Come on that poster is kick ass. Even better than the actual movie.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:49 am

TEEN WITCH (1988)

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:57 pm

I was cruising the thrift stores on Tuesday and am now the proud owner of this:

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:12 pm

bump.

Notice the "Directed by Allan Smithee" at the bottom.  Whatta surprise, huh?




Ohhhh, Brandon, what are you doing?



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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:05 am

For the Future Snob Episode Requests file:


OK, what exactly is he carrying there?


*snurk*
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:53 am

Tonight on BIOGRAPHY....



Ninja = KKK, apparently. Also take a minute to let the amazingness of that tagline sink in.


Lazy much, UnitedAmerican?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible VHS Box Art   Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:36 am

I honestly wouldn't mind having some of these as posters. They're just so bad they're amazing.
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