What would you rather see?

Subject: Re: What would you rather see? Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:29 am

As much as I'd like to see the transformers spout pseudo-intellectual pretentious bullshit, I'm going to have to with Bay's Tree of Life. He'd put the dinosaurs to use.

Subject: Re: What would you rather see? Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:48 pm

First, Bay's Tree of Life. Because it's Michael Bay.

Second, Altman's Nukie. That'd be slightly amusing.

Third, Wisseau's Fantastic Four. It'd be epic.

Fourth, Lynch's Spongebob. You should understand why.

Fifth, would you rather see Kevin Smith's A Clockwork Orange or Stanley Kubrick's Clerks?

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Kevin Smith's Clockwork Orange

Subject: Re: What would you rather see? Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:44 am

I haven't seen Clerks yet but from what I understand it's pretty dialogue heavy film, quite "un-kubrickian". But maybe he could have pulled it off, who knows. Clockwork Orange on the other hand I can't imagine being made by anyone but Kubrick. The film is so pure Kubrick from beginning to end that it just.. it just couldn't be done Shocked

Maybe it's just the Kubrick fanboy in me.

Ok how about this one:

Sharknado AND Snakes On a Train AND Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies by Steven Spielberg
or
Schindler's List, Jurassic Park and all 4 Indiana Jones films by The Asylum.

Subject: Re: What would you rather see? Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:08 pm

I may not like Schindler's List and the fourth Indiana Jones movie, but I wanna see Spielberg pull off Sharknado, Snakes on a Train, and Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies. Mainly because I wanna see Sharknado probably not being a comedy and Snakes on a Train actually being pretty good.

Would you rather see Alfred Hitchcock's Cannibal Holocaust or Ruggero Deodato's Psycho?

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EvilWaffle wrote:: Would you rather see Alfred Hitchcock's Cannibal Holocaust or Ruggero Deodato's Psycho?

I honestly can't decide between those two. They'd both be absolutely fucking amazing.

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perkele wrote:: Schindler's List, Jurassic Park and all 4 Indiana Jones films by The Asylum.

I can't believe those don't already exist.
I would go with Spielberg doing the Asylum flicks, just b/c I'm a Spielberg apologist.

I'm really intrigued by the idea of Kubrick directing CLERKS for some reason.
Hitch's CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST sounds really badass, but then so does Deodato's PSYCHO. I don't think I can choose.

Quentin Tarantino's BATMAN & ROBIN, or Joel Schumacher's RESERVOIR DOGS?

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My picks:

Sharknado AND Snakes On a Train AND Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies by Steven Spielberg

Just for sheer curiosity of a Hitcockian Cannibal flick, Alfred Hitchcock's Cannibal Holocaust

And Quentin Tarantino's Batman and Robin
"Aw man, I just shot Robin in the face."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Subject: Re: What would you rather see? Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:06 am

EvilWaffle wrote:: Would you rather see Alfred Hitchcock's Cannibal Holocaust or Ruggero Deodato's Psycho?

The former sounds like it'd be awful, but Deodato's 'Psycho' sounds promising. 'Psycho' is pretty much a giallo film, if you think about it.